I had three meme's waiting for me in my mailbox when I got back online. Here's number 2. I may have done this one in the past, I'm not sure.

1. What time is it where you are, right now?

4.51pm Eastern Standard Time USA

2. Has anyone ever told you that you have a massive ego problem?

No.

3. Do you have issues with spelling?

Lately in the last year or two, yes. Not sure why.

4. Do you think you're weird?

Yeah, sort of, I guess.

5. Do you like being weird, if you are?

Meh. I am what I am.

6. Paper or plastic?

Well, hardly anyone offers paper, any more. I prefer it though. It's sturdier than most plastic bags--I had a plastic bag break on me, before I barely left the till, at the shop the other day. And, paper is more biodegradable than plastic..and when I was a child, every autuun, mum, my sister and I, would sit at the kitchen table, and use paper supermarket bags, to make covers for our school textbooks with, to keep them nice.

7. Do secretely think that children's art is crap?

No, actually I'm rather suprised at how talented some of these children are. My artwork is crap, however.

8. Have you ever been in a bar fight?

No....well, when I was a child, playing cowboys and indians, I once beat up my friend in a pretend saloon fight, ha-ha.

9. Who would be a better president: Sarah Palin or a can of Pringles?

Oh, Pringles, hands-down. Especially if it's sweet mesquite BBQ or honey mustard flavour.

10. Meet George W. Bush or step in dog poo?

Dog poo...I can always take off my shoe and throw it at Bush.