Just when i thought that this place I live in couldn't get more full of thick people...in the paper this morning was the news that some drunken tourist riding around in the mountains north of here, drove his car...into the side of a big stinking red barn!
Gives new meaning to the saying, "couldn't hit the side of a barn." Well, apparently you can--if you're a drink driver.
It seems that the out-of-state tourist took his 2003 Mazda for a little unscheduled off-roading...leaving the two-lane roadway, crossing over some rail tracks, then over a culvert, before coming to rest against the side of an old hay barn.
He was charged with misdemeanor DWI and ticketed for failure to keep right, according to the Sheriff's Office. He was released pending prosecution in the town court.
