Actor David Tennant passed away suddenly in Cardiff today, after reading in the Sun that he was no longer considered the sexiest man in all of Britain, having been ousted from that designation by Russell Brand. It's said that Tennant's ego couldn't stand shock and he keeled over while on set, his last act in this life, breaking something on the Tardis console...again. His agent has no comment.

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