Somewhere in Wisconson, a father is regretting sending his son to school.

Seems junior had to write an essay for class, and wrote one titled "A Very Painful Afternoon With My Dad." After reading his essay, the child's teacher contacted the police, and handed them the paper as evidence.

Why?

Welll....seems junior was standing in front of the tele a bit too long, while dad was watching the football game or whatever. And, rather than get off his lazy American arse, dad instead, picked up a BB gun, and shot his son in the buutocks.

Dad told the police investigator, that he shot the boy after the child didn't move fast enough from blocking the TV. He said he aimed at his son's rear pocket because he thought it would be more padded. "I knew right away it was a stupid thing I did," the father said. "I told my kids the only way I'm going to touch them is to kiss them, hug them, tickle them. I was very, I was not under the influence of anything. It was a very stupid decision."

Oh, d'ya think, dad? How lame are you?

You see, people, this is what happens when you give so many Americans a free education with no strings attached and nothing to do to get it...it's often as not a total and complete waste of the taxpayer's money.

Anyway, dad made bail and was released over the weekend, with the admonishment not to show any more violence towards his son.