Where does the Queen keep her armies?
Up her sleevey's.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he wouldn't come when you called, anyway.
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfinated.
Knock, knock
Whos there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dats why I dawk dis way.



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