Word has it, that if the new Doctor and the fifth series fail, BBC Wales has a back up plan to continue making money off of the programme: it will turn the Tardis set into a private disco, with celebrites and Whovians alike, being allowed to pay a premium fee in order to "party down in the Tardis."
When asked about this, the programme's current producer Russell T. Davies said, "Rubbish! We're actually going to turn it into a posh coffee house, with David Tennant reading bad poetry, and Christopher Eccleston as our disgruntled performance artist."
