I was sent several meme's this weekend, so here's one before bedtime:
Have you had sex in the past month?
No
Are you gay?
not that I'm aware of
Do you have hairy legs?
sometimes--usually in the dead of winter..I mostly wear trousers in winter (cos' I walk to work), so unless I'm having my legs examined by a doctor, or they are getting exceptionally "overgrown," I pretty much go au natural, come the bitter cold weather.
Do you smoke anything?
nope
Do you like monkeys?
meh
How many fillings do you have?
I don't access to a dentists, so lots of fillings and a few missing teeth, as well.
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I grew up swimming in lakes and rivers--only swam in the ocean once in my whole life.
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Ey? What the hell would I do a barmy thing like that for? I prefer putting lightbulbs in my mouth. 
Have you ever read the Bible?
Yeah, mostly for church reasons. But we had to study Genesis for my college world lit course.
Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Actually our chruch school was held on Thursdays, and it was manditory.
Do you wear a lot of black?
Sometimes, mostly at the office.
Did you ever bring a weapon to school?
Not unless you count the old pocket knife I used to use to cut hay bales with at the stable where I worked after school.
Have you ever hugged a tree?
I was basically a teenage tree hugger--and one time as a young adult, I was really sad after a friend had passed away, and went into the woods and hugged a tree and cried.
Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Erm--yeah...does this question have a point to it? Cos' if it does, I really don't want to know.
Describe your hair?
Salt and pepper brown, unruly, in desperate need of a cut.
Are you a wildbeast?
Only when I have to deal with co-workers who are complete arses.
Do you like to have fun?
Doesn't everybody?
Do you like drama?
Love it--well, not so much personal drama..the other kind though, it's great. Love theater, bless.
Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Not sure what that is..sounds like something to do with smoking pot or crack? No, that's not something that I would personally choose to do...if others want to, fine.
Do you like mayonnaise?
Oh yes.
Are you afraid to die?
I'm afraid of dying, but not death.
Do you like playing in leaves?
Yeah, I loved it when I was a kid---and probably still do, but that hasn't come up, in my middleage.
Are you an adult?
Yes, and i worked very hard to get that way.
Ever won a spelling bee?
(snorts)
Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Sure, why do you think I'm a pizza-head and weigh over 200 pounds?
Are you a television addict?
Erm--I don't have televison. In the 70's to mid-80's, you couldn't prise me away from the thing...but now? Meh. I think the majority of American telly is just absolute rubbish, not worth wasting my brain cells on--oh, there's some exceptions, of course, but they are too few and far between.
Do you think OJ was guilty?
It was decided by the jury...that said, I leaned towards guilty, as I recall. However, I always found the people who said OJ was guilty or innocent, based solely on his skin colour and/or his fame/wealth, totally ridiculous and shallow human beings.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
My late mum was also my friend...and my mum, when the situation called for it.
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Heck, I've never had the chance to be in a hot tub, let alone have sex in the darn thing.
On a swing?
How rubbish is that? No!
Do you like Elvis?
Meh.
Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Oh sure, I had an elephant wink at me once...get real.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
No more than I enjoy people who ask totally asinine questions.
Does your mom think someone is hot?
Mum once confessed she once had a thing for Tarzan-- Johnny Weissmüller, who was also an olympic swimmer, if memory serves me.
Are you a sugar freak?
I'm diabetic, it's no longer allowed..I'd get very sick or even die.
Do you like fresh squeezed orange juice?
I've rarely had it, I like Orange juice, but I don't especially like warm OJ
What sign are you?
No parking tow away zone
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
What the hell are you on about now? What's a party boy dance..and how come no one's taught me it?
What was the last meal you ate?
BBQ franks and beans with tinned corn.
Last thing you listened to:
My Proclaimers CD
Last thing you watched:
Dr Who DVD
Where do you wish you were right now.
In bed, it's past my bed time...night-night all.