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  • Blog Quiz borrowed from Notbob:

    Borrowed this from Notbob--a little something to occupy me before I leave for work tonight.

    The Rules:
    1. You can only say YES or NO!
    2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!

    Taken a picture naked? : - no.
    
Made out with a member of the same sex? no.
    Danced in front of your mirror? yes
    Told a lie? Yes

    Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes
    
Been in a fist fight? no
    Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? ye
    Left your house without telling your parents? yes
    Ditched school to do something more fun? no
    Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? no
    Seen someone die? yes
    
Kissed a picture? yes
    
Slept in until 3? yes
    
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
    
Played dress up? yes
    Fallen asleep at work/school? no
    
Felt an earthquake? yes
    Touched a snake? yes
    Ran a red light? yes
    Had detention? yes
    
Been in a car accident? yes
    Pole danced? no
    Been lost? yes
    Sang karaoke? no
    Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
    Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
    
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
    Kissed in the rain? no
    Sang in the shower? yes
    Got your tongue stuck to a pole? no
    Ever gone to school partially naked? no
    Sat on a roof top? yes
    Played chicken? no
    Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
    Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? no
    Broken a bone? yes
    
Mooned/flashed someone? no
    
Forgotten someone's name? yes
    Slept naked? yes
    Blacked out from drinking? no
    Played a prank on someone? yes
    
Felt like killing someone? no
    
Made a parent cry? yes
    Cried over someone? yes
    
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? no
    Had/Have a dog? yes
    
Been in a band? no
    Drank 25 sodas in a day? no
    Shot a gun? yes

    Your turn!

  • I have a celeb personality like John Barrowman AND David Tennant wouldn't like dating me???

    I just had someone send me two links to a couple of these naf and slightly bizzare quizes floating around the internet.

    The first was--what celebrity personality are you most like? Answer I got: John Barrowman! Whoa, alriighty then...isn't John Barrowman very gay? And aren't I a genuine old maid?

    Well, onwards and downwards, the next quiz was: (brace yerself Bessie):

    "Would David Tennant date you?"

    The answer I got was:

    "You'd be alright with him, but not too good though."

    Meh--he's too famous and trendy and hyperactive for me, anyway. :)) :))

  • A scattering of thoughts on being alone and other such blather

    I'm well-used to being alone, and most of the time it's fine and I don't pay much thought to it. Except when I'm ill, or on holidays, or if I'm going out for the day (not that that happens very often)--then perhaps I might actually feel a twnge of loneliness...and yes, also sometimes it rears its head, if I am feeling emotionally or mentally vulnerable--then of course it can be a little more difficult for me.

    I have to admit, I am very hesitant about making friends. I fully get, 110%, that being around someone who is bi-polar isn't easy. Even my family--my own mum--had a hard time understanding me sometimes.

    Unfortunately, for some reason human beings tend to think of emotions as being completely controllable. Yet, nothing can be further from the truth! Now, I don't know what academics and doctors and therapists say, but to me, emotions come from both exterior stimuli, and from those chemical reactions and electrical impulses inside your brain.

    Yes, most of us can control our emotions--up to a point, and certainly some people more than others...yet, though we have computer like brains, we are not in fact, machines. It's horrendously frustrating for me, when I'm in a deep depression, and someone comes along and tells me to, or simply expects me to, "snap out of it." My brain doesn't have an on-off switch! Depression doesn't just stop....compusion doesn't just stop...and up mood doesn't just stop--because you command it to. It starts when it starts, and it ends when it ends.

    Oh, emotions can be contolled by us to an extent--mainly through viligant self-awareness and through taking care of yourself properly (if one is able to), by maintaining an ordered and healthy lifestyle. And, of course, certain prescription drugs can also help people maintain an even emotional keel on the rough seas of life. But, telling someone, or even actually expecting someone, to just "snap out of it?" That's just...ludicris. It's totally unrealistic and lacking in genuine empathy.

    I do put up a wall around myself. I wish I didn't have to, but I long ago deemed it a necessary evil, a survival technique. Trust me, a person can only take just so much hurt. I know it can be hard to be around someone like me, and that there's sides of myself which I NEVER allow anyone to view, and never speak of. I keep people at arm's length for my own protection mostly--but also for theirs...I really cringe at the thought of being responsible for some else's unhappiness.

  • Another meme game: TRUE OR FALSE?

    Mark the true statements in BOLD. UNDERLINE the false statements.

    Physical appearance
    I am 5 feet four inches or shorter.
    I think I'm ugly.
    I have at least five scars on my body.
    I tan easily.
    I wish my hair was a different color.
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    I have a tattoo.
    I am self-conscious about my appearance.
    I have/had had braces.
    I wear glasses.
    I'd get plastic surgery.
    I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    I have had more than two piercings.
    I have no piercings.
    I have freckles.
    I want to look like my favorite celebrity

    Family/home life
    I've sworn at my parents at some point in my life.
    I've run away from home.
    I've been kicked out of the house.
    My biological parents are together.
    I have a sibling less than one year old.
    I want children someday.
    I have children.
    I've lost a child.
    I've lost a parent.
    I don't get along well with my siblings.
    I'm still living with my parents
    I'm married
    I live alone
    I have pets in my home
    I live near my job and/or school
    I like to decorate my home
    I entertain friends and/or family often in my home
    I don't like where I live
    I love my home
    I miss my childhood home
    I plan on moving in the next year

    Embarrassment
    I've slipped out an 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    Disney movies still make me cry.
    I've snorted while laughing.
    I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    I've laughed so hard I made myself sick to my stomach.
    I've glued my hand to something.
    I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    I've had my pants rip in public.
    I've had a spectactular fall that made people laugh at me
    I've farted in public
    I've vomited in public
    I've belched loudly while speaking on the phone
    I've worn a lampshade on my head
    I've danced in a conga line.
    I've sung out loud in public even though I can't sing
    I've had people stare at me while I've sung out loud to songs on my car radio
    I've been naked in public.
    I've had a fight in public
    I've spoken to someone with a booger hanging out of my nose
    I've picked my nose in public
    I've called someone by their wrong name
    I've made a joke that no one laughed at.
    I've walked around with my jeans/trousers zipper undone.

    Health
    I've had stitches.
    I've broken or fractured a bone.
    I've had my tonsils removed.
    I have had a head injury.
    I have an inherited medical problem.
    I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend or family member.
    I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    I've had emergency surgery.
    I've had chicken pox.
    I've had minor surgery.
    I've been in the hospital overnight.
    I've had an IV put in me.
    I have a disability.
    I've been taken to hospital by ambulance.
    I've been to the ER more than six times in my lifetime.
    I've been injured in an auto accident
    I've been injured in some other kind of accident
    I have been injured by another person.
    I have been injured on the job.
    I have been injured by an animal.
    I have been injured in a weather-related disaster.

    Travelling
    I've driven over 200 miles in a day.
    I've been on a plane.
    I've been on a train.
    I've been on a long bus/coach trip.
    I've ridden horses and/or other animals while on vacation.
    I've been on a sailboat, cruise ship, or other waterbound vessel.
    I've seen natural wonders.
    I've explored ancient ruins.
    I like to check out points of historical interest.
    I like to swim or be by the water on vacation.
    I like to participate in sports (golf, tennis) while on vacation.
    I like camping vacations. (no response 'cos that's a 50/50, yes-no answer)
    I like to try new things on vacation.
    I prefer extreme sports on vacation.
    I've have something scary happen to me while on vacation.
    I like to simply lie on the beach.
    I like to sit in a quiet cafe in the afternoon.
    I like to go out to nightclubs and party all night.
    I've gotten drunk while on vacation.
    I've made love to someone while on vacation.
    I've had traveller's illness.
    I always visit museums or other cultural attractions while on vacation.
    I prefer package tour vacations.
    I prefer to explore on my own.
    I do nothing but shop on my vacation.
    I prefer to stay at home on my vacations.
    I've been to the United States
    I've been to Canada.
    I've been to Niagara Falls.
    I've been to the Grand Canyon.
    I've been to Yellowstone National Park.
    I've been to New York City.
    I've been to London.
    I've been to Paris.
    I've been to Rome.
    I've been to Cairo.
    I've vacationed on an island.
    I've been to Asia.
    I've been to Eastern Europe.
    I've been to the British Isles
    I've been to central and/or western Europe.
    I've been to the Middle East/ North Africa.
    I've been to Africa.
    I've been stuck in an airport, train or bus station for more than 2 hours.
    I've been stuck in an airport, train or bus station for more than a day.

    Experiences
    I've been lost in a city.
    I've been lost in the country.
    I've seen a shooting star.
    I've wished on a shooting star.
    I have seen a meteor shower.
    I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
    I've been to a casino.
    I've been skydiving.
    I've gone skinny dipping.
    I've played spin the bottle.
    I've enjoyed bicycle riding.
    I've had a car accident.
    I've been skiing. (I tried, but mum wouldn't let me. :( )
    I've been in a play.
    I've met someone in person from the internet.
    I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    I've seen the northern lights.
    Sat on a roof at night.
    I've played chicken.
    I've seen the RHPS. WHAT THE HELL IS A RHPS???
    I've eaten sushi.
    I've been kayaking or whitewater rafting.
    I've climbed a mountain.
    I've been on televison and/or radio.
    I've won an award.
    I've won first prize in a sporting event.
    I've won second or third prize in a sporting event..
    I kissed a boy or girl before I was 14.
    I've been a bridesmaid or best man at a wedding.
    I've sung at a wedding.
    I've had to stand up and speak at a funeral.
    I've fired a gun.
    I've shot an animal.
    I've marched in a parade.
    I've participated in a war protest.
    I've read poetry out loud in front of a crowd of people.
    I've been on a roller coaster.
    I've been to a baptisim.
    I've had to cook for 10 or more people. (huh-try 500!)
    I've experimented with illegal drugs.
    I've ridden a motorcycle.
    I've gone bungee jumping.
    I've played tennis. (well, define "play..." I mean, I held the racket.) :))
    I've gone rock climbing.
    I've been to the top of an extremely tall building and looked down.

    Random
    I like animals.
    I've hugged a tree.
    I've had a "Big Mac attack."
    I know all the words to a Burger King or other fast food advertising jingle.
    I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
    I've given money to a bum on the street.
    I've had to change a baby or adult diaper.
    I don't mind getting poked with a needle.
    I open up to others too easily.
    I watch the news on televison regularly. (no TV)
    I don't kill bugs.
    I f-cking swear every f-cking chance I get.
    I sing in the shower.
    I am a morning person.
    I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
    I'm a snob about grammar.
    I am a sports fanatic.
    I play with my hair.
    I've had 'x's in my screen name.
    I am obsessively neat.
    I love spam.
    I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
    I bake well.
    I cook well.
    I don't know how to drive a car.
    I am in love with love.
    I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
    I laugh at my own jokes.
    I eat fast/junk food weekly.
    I believe in ghosts.
    I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
    I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
    I have a celebrity crush right now.
    I am really ticklish.
    I love white chocolate.
    I bite my nails.
    I play video games.
    I'm good at remembering faces.
    I'm good at remembering names.
    I'm good at remembering dates.
    I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
    My answers are totally honest.

  • Saturday Night Live Skit Goes Too Far

    The Saturday Night Live programme has always had a reputation for cutting edge satirical humour. Saturday, it went from the satrical, straight down to just plain stupid.

    The acting governor of my state, David Patterson, is legally blind. He was formally the leuteniant governor, but was forced to step into the big shoes, when Gov. Spitzer was found to have been staging non-governmental meetings between mr. willie and a New York City prostitute.

    Patterson isn't a great gov., he hasn't done anything notable and, unlike his predacessors: from Nelson Rockefeller to Elliot Spitzer, he's kept a very low profile. Basically, he's not the worst we've had, but not the best, either--and, that's not unexpected. He's one of the first lt. gov's to have to take over early in the term. Oh yeah, and one more thing that he's the first at: he's the first blind governor this state has ever had.

    Saturday Night Live played off on this--to the delight of their less-than-intelligent audience members, portraying the legally blind governor as bumbling and inadequate...because of his blindness.

    There is nothing funny about being blind, trust me. I am slowly losing my eyesight in my right eye, and I fail to find the humour in that. I am totally blind at times--for as much as five minutes, in certain dim lighting conditions...I don't find the humour in that, sorry.

    Being marginally blind hasn't made me any more bumbling or stupid or incompetient.

    There's plenty of stupid politicians to mock in America---the governor of Illinois, for example, who is embroiled in a massive scandal for trying to sell Obama's senate seat--and, whom refuses to step down or even admit his guilt, despite damning evidence.

    But, for some reason, SNL decided that blindenss was a worthy target for their so-called "humour."

    What has happened to humour, in the modern world? It seems no one can laugh any longer, unless the joke is crude and/or deeply offensive and insulting.

    I'll tell you why, maties. PEOPLE ARE GETTING DUMBER, that's why. Offensive and excessively crude humour is the realm of the STUPID and UNIMAGINATIVE.

    Saturday Night Live is now written by idiots--another good reason for me to not watch television any longer.

    I looked at the video on YouTube, before writing this blog post. It really does give one the impression that blind people are incompetent and stupid...there's no way to sugarcoat it.

    Writer Mike Krumboltz, of the Yahoo! Buzz Log, didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with it, comparing the skit's gags to those of Mr. Magoo--a near-sighted fictional cartoon character.

    And it's true, years ago, people did do gags about the blind--but, they did NOT make them appear stupid...bumbling perhaps, but not outright stupid. And, fifty years ago, blacks were still segragated, women's lib was only just getting started and disabled people had no rights. To compare the humour of then, to situations today, would require a little bit more depth than using a cartoon character as an example of humour towards the blind!

  • One Day At A Time

    "You must treat the days repectfully, you must be a day yourself...." Ralph Waldo Emerson.

    People suggest that I should have hope. But, I don't care for that. I call it "the 'H' word," actually. Long ago I read a book on World War I. I read the story of a soldier in France, a soldier that was stuck in the same stretch of trenches, for nearly 8 months. He was living in a trench that was being constantly bombarded by bullet and shell, day after day, month after month. All around him, his friends and mess mates where receiving terrible wounds, dying horrible deaths that you nor I can even begin to imagine. This soldier himself received several non life-threatening wounds. They'd patch him up, and send him back to the slaughter, weeks, or even days, later.

    I remember reading, where he'd get letters from home, wishing him well, telling him not to give up the fight, to hope for peace, for a better tomorrow. And, I remember that this man, this soldier, said that he got so he didn't want to think about tomorrow, any longer. That the word hope had become just "a meaningless group of four letters." The soldier wrote that he survived, because his mind and what was left of his spirit, got down to merely the basics: if he survived to see the sunrise the next morning, that was the best he could hope for. This soldier took comfort in conversations with his friends, a lull in the fighting, a sunny day without rain. But, he never thought of tomorrow, he wrote that if he tried to hope, tried to think of his future--that it seemed only to drive him deeper into despair.

    And, though I certainly can't begin to compare my life experiences to that soldier's horrible existence in the trenches, in a smaller sense though, that's how I feel, as well.

    You see, whether life bombards us with bombs, or with grief beyond measure, or with pain or hardships in repetitive succession, we all each have our own way of dealing with it, our own ways of survival, our own ways of healing--or even just struggling to cope with getting through another day, another week, another month and year.

    Some find strength in prayer, others in friendship, some cope the wrong way--with drink or drugs. Some, like me...just...try. Don't cling to the past too much, and whatever you do, don't think too hard about what might be. Just..try--to get through one more hour, or day or week, without something bad happening, without sinking into despair, trying to find wee pockets of happiness where one can, and clinging to that, as long as you can.

    You live your days, not as days, but as moments--seconds of time when you feel happy or content. Be respectful of the day--because that day may contain a sliver of happiness, or a lesson learned, or a new experience--something you can hold on to, for just a little while, to keep you from sinking into an abyss of despair, that you may never climb out of again.

  • ho hum

    It's half past ten at night, I am wide awake. I need something to do.

    Maybe I'll watch a video? Write chapter 2 of my latest Dr Who story. Sit here and listen to the wind howling around my eaves and rattling my window panes. Buy some paint, paint something, and watch it dry?

    God, I miss mum--we could be playing a board game, or Super Mario brothers or 7 card stud or SOMETHING, right now. I love the cats, but they suck at board games--and Charile cheats at poker, the little brat...he marks the cards with one of his claws. :))

  • Surgeon says it could be "many months" for David Tennant's recovery

    As I suspected, I've read tonight were an osteo-surgeon has said that it will take "many months" for actor David Tennant to "fully recover" from his surgery.

    I just hope the gentleman doesn't get too impatient to be active again--or bows to the pressure of thoughtless fans, some of whom have taken his departure personally and are shouting about their disappointment--, and ends up going back to work too soon--therefore putting his spine into much more serious risk of a permanent and completely disabling injury--no one wants to see him become the first wheelchair-bound Hamlet in history!

    But, he's a grown fella', and he can do as he wishes, it's none of my business, really... but I do genuinely feel for him, having been in a similar position once, as I've mentioned before, and I do wish him well.

  • Free: Up for grabs!

    I won this packet of "Flags of the Civil War" card game at work the other day (for making a credit card sale), but I can't use them. It's because I live alone, any sort of card or board game--as much as I enjoy them--is basically useless to me. I don't have anyone to give them to around here, either. The packet contains 55 individual cards, and is new an unopened, it's value is around 7 US dollars (or, around 3.50 pounds).

    Features Union and Confederate battle flags of the Civil War. A different image is shown on every card. An educational and fun way to learn about the flags used by both sides of the Civil War--opponents memorize the flags and various historical facts accompanying each card, and try to stump each other...sort of like a flash card game, I suppose.

    Also, I have a pair of Avon "pearl" earrings up for grabs, as well.

    First person to say so, can have them--but I won't be able to post it/them till after Christmas!

  • Evening all,

    Well, yah-hoo, my shopping's done for the week. Bleh. It's teaming down rain tonight, creating some massive puddles, what with all the melting snow and such. Crossing the street to a shop across from the supermarket, a car came along and splashed me all over--my legs are soaking wet. Merry Christmas you bastard! (she says, shaking her fist like Victor Meldrew).

    There were a couple of good buys on at the grocer's---I had initially decided to opt out for an actual Christmas feast this year--but then I thought, "what the hell, it only comes once a year," and so, since I already bought that cheap pork loin rib, and I have some ready-made mashed swede in the freezer--so, on sale I noticed they had instant pork bread stuffing and nuke 'em and eat 'em frozen buttered brussel sprouts on sale, both for just $1 each--so, got myself a pork roast with mashed swede, brussel sprounts and pork flavour bread dressing--and I've still some leftover instant chocolate pudding up in the cupboard--Christmas dinner can't get any easier than that, ey? :))

    The only thing I'm actually gonna' have to cook, is the roast!

    I had to get some lunch meat from the deli, and that was interesting...either the deli clerk was very definitely stoned. He kept telling people they could pay any price they want for the meats and cheeses, any type they wanted--he tried to give one lady a 4.99 package of cheese for $2, then, when he handed her over the package, apparetnly he'd put on a price of $7! Then, the poor woman wanted a specific type of cheese, and the guy wouldn't give it to her, but kept trying to pawn off some other brand on her...fortunately when it was my turn in the queue, someone else came along and took over.

    There's someone who'll be looking for a job for Christmas...why would anyone do something that stupid, when there's virtually NO jobs to be had, out there right now? Say what you will about smoking pot, or doing cocoaine or heroin---if really does mess up your brains...being in denial about it, doesn't change the fact that people stoned out on drugs are total morons.

    So, I had a hankering for a sloppy joe sandwich tonight--but the packages of ground beef/mince at the supermarket were ridiculously overpriced, so I went with my original plan of turkey cutlets (long thin slices of turkey breast) simmered in a butter curry sauce---good plan.

    Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking, when I wanted sloppy joes over the curried cutlets. I'm glad I decided to go with the curry, after all. It was fantastic! Technically, I can make this from scratch--but the packet of sauce mix was only around $1.50--about the equivilent of 75 p, and really they were free, 'cos I used the gift card that was my Thanksgiving bonus at work, to buy it. And so, I plunked in my shopping trolley and I thought I'd try the sauce on some inexpensive cutlets--they came out PERFECT. So tender, you didn't even need a knife. OMG! Yummy! I had it with some cauliflower with cheese sauce and some peeled and boiled new potatoes..I ate like a queen for under 5 dollars!

    My hillbilly neighbour across the hall (who despite being annoyingly loud, and frequently stoned, and despite of the constant--also loud-- parade of his very ne'er do well family coming and going at all hours, he himself is actually a pretty shy and humble guy) and he and myself, both exchange cards and a little christmas gift--something under 3 dollars, usually--and this year I got mine early..a wee fake gold pointseeta plant and a box of chocolate covered cherries. And someone at work Saturday, gave me a milk chocolate santa. Mind you, I am a diabetic, so will have to pass on the cherries and santa to someone else, but it's the thought that counts, ey? Mum used to adore chocolate covered cherries--(which are usually only around at Christmas time) I used to put a little box of them in her stocking, every Christmas...and enjoyed seeing her smile when she found them.

    I got my neighbour a stand up christmas decoration--a silly looking moose dressed like santa, sitting on a swing that rocks back and forth, and some Christmas candy.

    Well, anyway, had to do some shopping at Family Dollar (the low brow replacement for Woolworth's, over here) as well, and to me, a Christmas tree isn't a Christmas tree, without a few candy canes on it, so I bought a box of Lifesaver's assorted flavour candy canes, in cherry, watermelon, orange, pineapple and raspberry flavours, and hung them on the tree. Ten days 'till Chrismas, one candy cane a day...far-out.

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