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Posts archive for: 8 November, 2008
  • Blog Parade of Search Hits: Run, David Tennant, Run!

    I have several blogs out there, sometimes out of sheer curiosity, I look to see what brought people to one or more of my sites.

    This is what I found, tonight:

    more than that fanfic by nancy

    **(OUCH! Oooh, there goes what's left of my writer's ego, shot to hell)

    "sarah jane smith" spanked (

    **(I SWEAR--never had the Doc spank ANYONE in any of my fan-fic stories...although...there is that whole Ten/Rose shipper faction, whom would probably...then again...nahh.)

    ALSO
    LADY LIBERTY WITH A GUN
    GUNRUNNER CALENDAR
    MENS TAP SHOES
    REALLY BIG ORGANS
    DAVID TENNANT NUDE
    KYLIE MINOGUE SEXY LEG PHOTOS
    DAVID TENNANT GAY
    DAVID TENNANT GAY?
    DAVID TENNANT NOT GAY (Cripes! It's a wonder the poor wee lad doesn't have a complex)
    DAVID TENNANT MAN BULGE (Really, I WISH I were making some of these up...nope, they're real)
    DAVID TENNANT BULGE (That one came from Paisley..better watch that bulge when you're visitin' your hometown, Tennant.) :)) :)) :))
    UNDER MA KILT
    SEXSY LEG
    DAVID TENNANT GAY (Aw c'mon, make up yer bloomin' minds, now, bhoys and ladies)
    DAVID TENNANT ADDRESS
    DAVID TENNANT STAYING STRATFORD
    DAVID TENNANT LEAVING (Well, reading the above list, do'ya blame the poor bugger?)


    "Farewell, you overly-enthusiastic, sex-starved and completely bonkers fans!"

  • Good news

    I'm very pressed for time at the moment...just got home for work, and I must dash out to the shop to buy the cats their food...or else you may never hear from me again...last time I delayed getting their tinned food, they threatened to hold me for ransom....

    Anyhow, I only now just got the call from the grocery store that my wallet was indeed turned in last night, bless.

    Thankfully, it didn't have any money in it---and for all those people who used to ask me, "why don't you keep your money in your wallet?" Well, there's your answer. I know the bills tend to become a bit crumpled at times that way, but there's less worry of theft, ey?

    I was VERY upset though. You see, without my driver's license (even tho' I no longer have a car I still need it), I cannot cash my pay checks...the store where I cash them only accepts a license for ID.

    AND, it had my medical cards in it--most especially, my prescription insurance card, without which I very much cannot afford my much-needed medicine, which normally runs 20 to 50 dollars--or more, without the card (as opposed to 50 cents to 10 dollars with the card).

    It also had my food stamps card, which would make life rather difficult, for although I did do the bulk of my shopping for the month, yesterday (in regards to getting the meat and main ingredients for my dinners for the next 2 weeks or so), I still have to buy things later, that I can't buy right now...things I wouldn't be able to get, without the help from the food stamps...basically, I'd have dinners, but very little in the way of lunch and breakfast, without the food stamps.

    Well, I'm breathing a sigh of relief now. I am out of my blood pressure meds, and my BP has been quite high this week, and I was going to go tomorrow to get the pills (had to work today, and the druggist closes before I get out of work), which I sorely need. The health center didn't ring up my new prescription until late Friday, so I wasn't able to get there...really need those meds...my heart's been banging like the Energizer Bunny's drum, of late.

    Anyway, have to pop out to the shop in a few minutes, catch the bus.

    Miserable day here--warm, but pissing down rain. The rodeo is in town, the finals are tonight, and the shops are busy serving guys and gals in cowboy hats. (We have a lot of rodeos and dude ranches and stuff in my part of the world, believe it or not).

    So, I'm off, and I'm sorry for that post this morning--it wasn't a good start to the day...and the day has been just a misery from the get-go, today, even at work...and sometimes I really just get so tried of all the problems....now you know why no one wants to be my friend, I'm the female Victor Meldrew of Glens Falls...I don't blame people for not wanting to hang around me...who would?

    Maybe tomorrow will be better (sigh)

  • Live sucks....why can't some of us losers get a "do-over?"

    I am such a loser!

    I mean that both figuratively and literally.

    I can't find my wallet. Was so tired last night...I can't remember where I last saw it. I've looked everywhere: pockets, drawers, the floor, my desk...nothing.

    My medical and food stamps cards, my ID (so I can cash checks), my key card to get into the office...all gone. I need the key card to get into the office. Life just so sucks...I just suck.

    I hate myself, I hate my life, and at this point, I really don't care what life throws at me any longer, I am just such a flippin' loser. I wish I wasn't me.

  • Jokes for those of us not too hung over to read, this morning

    A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

    The drunk replies, "Boobs."

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    A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

    "Why of course", comes the reply.

    The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

    "I'm from Scotland", replies the second man.

    The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

    "Of Course", replies the second man.

    Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?"

    "Aberdeen", comes the reply.

    "I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

    "Of course", replies the second man.

    Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

    "Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

    "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

    About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

    "What's been going on?", he asks the bartender

    "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again."

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    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

    "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

    "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

    "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

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    A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, getting it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money."

    She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."

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    Mark and Paul stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argu- ment.

    "Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked Paul.

    "There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.

    They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.

    "Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us."

    The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"

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  • A whing-rant from a cranky telemarketer on a Saturday morning

    I'm grumpy. I'm tired, I hurt all over, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my legs and feet hurt, my back is sore and, I have a mild headache...and, I have to work all day, then go to the grocery store, to get some items that weren't available at the grocery store I went to, last night. I'm very grumpy.

    And, I have to spend that whole entire day, talking to Americans who are better off standing in a barn somewhere poo'ing on the floor, than actually trying to continue with this pretense that they are civilized, intelligent human beings. My long-standing theory, is that the majority of rude people are so ill-mannered, because they are too mentally lazy to be anything else...or, they were raised by livestock, take your pick.

    h, wish I could be British. Don't get me wrong, love my country--just don't like it very well, of late. Folks here are getting more and more regressive and mentally lazy with every passing year. Basic manners have become passe.

    You know, most Americans, don't even know how to properly answer a telephone anymore? It's true! Many--including children--answer, "Who is this?" or, when you ask for a specific person, say, "This is." This is what? That's just stupid..and lazy. (In case you don't know, the CORRECT--and polite--response is, "This is (she/he/name) speaking." Or, to shorten it, "This is she/he speaking." THAT is how one is SUPPOSED to answer a telephone! Is that so difficult? No.

    Sadly, for many Americans, it's easer to do nothing--or the wrong thing--or rather, not to bother to learn to do things the right way, I should say, then to make that extra effort to have a little respect for yourself and others.

    Then again, most Americans have gotten so lazy, as to not eve bother to look when they cross a parking lot (car park). Just sit in a grocery store or department store lot, some Saturday, and see for yourself---scary! These people walk around lots and inside the store like blinking automatons--don't look right, don't look left--just stare off into space like there's no life inside them.

    We are an impatient lot, we are. Dont' even like to do a simple thing like wait our turn in the grocery check out or the bank line. We are a simple race, that likes things kept simple--thinking is discouraged, from the politicians in Washington D.C., down to small town elementary schools.

    Abstract thinking is almost unheard of in the American educational system--and when I was growing up, in high school (9th grade), my only introduction to Shakespeare--was a class trip to a local movie theater, to see "Romeo and Juliet--who's opening scenes showed close ups of the male actor's cod-pieces (crotches). Oh, that was subtle. The kids all snickered. Good way to introduce Shakespere to a bunch of 15 year olds, ey?

    I did not study Shakespeare, formally, until I was in my early 40's, in college .

    I love the UK---their love of words, of thinking, the sense of humor. Americans have lost their true sense of humor---the days of Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First" routine, would be lost on many, now. Now, if it isn't crude or insulting, many Americans don't get it. Sad.

    Shakespere came from Britain, bless him. They love the theater in Britian...here...eh. Theater is mostly only for the wealthy.

    And, people here, they freak out over every little thing. My friends in the UK--really, some of the most relaxed people I've ever met--well, them and the Dutch. I mean, you know what some conservates are saying now? That there's a movement on to impeach Obama--which they can't do yet, because he hasn't been sworn into office! The flippin' morons...and oh, have you read the comments in the newspapers, both here and overseas? The neo-conservative far-right winger's are MAD. Both literally and figuratively....and, in total denial. They're still harping on that Obama is a terrororist...and a Muslim.

    (Apparently, these "people" claim he put down once, about 25 or 30 years ago, that his religioun was "Islam." HELLO! 30 years ago, I was Catholic. 25 years ago, I was Presbyterian. Today, I'm an semi-athiest. People do change their religion, meat-heads...cripe, what a bunch of brainless jerks these right-wingers are)

    That's why I don't like my country, anymore. No one thinks, no one cares, no one feels, anymore. It's literally become a case of "I've got mine, to hell with the rest of the world--incluiding my neighoburs, grannies, children and fluffy animals."

    Oh, I know they're not all like that, and that folks in the UK, Netherlands and elsewhere, are probably like this, too, to some extent...but my country...it just seems to excell at selfishness and mindlessness. What other country in the world, regularly prints more than three quarters its daily newspapers--nationwide, to be read by people with a 12 to 14 year old reading level? Anywhere else? No, just the United States. Half the people here in Glens Falls, wouldn't even be able to get halfway through your typical London Times or Guardian front page article...and that's a fact. And, they are okay with that, because they are afraid of smart. Smart scares the pants right off millions of Americans...I don't mean highly intellectual, I mean just average, like Canadians, Europeans and such...we are way, way below Europe, both culturally and intellecturally. Your typical British lorry driver, till clerk, or chambermaid, could run rings around an American It's...embarrassing.

  • Well isn't that wizard? A 10th Doctor Marathon, and me with no cable TV

    There's to be a Ten Marathon on both Sci-fi and BBC America this weekend..and I've not had cable TV in three years...well, have to work all day, any road...but, would have been something nice to come home to, ey?

    Doctor Who rocks!

  • Tired...

    I've done nothing but run my legs off today, running errands, doing chores and shopping...and working a couple of hours.

    I'm knackered!

    And, I've not watched Dr Who all day...that says loads, trust me.

    Have a good night all, I'm off to bed...if the little rugrat teenagers upstairs will stop bouncing off the walls long enough to let me sleep. >:XX

  • Sarah Palin: The pitbull that barks like a toy poodle

    Sarah Palin is calling her critics cowards. Ummm--this from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter? Riiight, Sarah. You really know what bravery is, uh-yuh.

    The critics have been doing nothing more than reporting on the Republican National Committee's investigation, as to just how much money was spent on Sarah's campaign wardrobe. Palin had instructions from the RNC, to purchase "three nice suits" for the campaign. A total of 150,000 was reported as being spent, at such highly upscale shops as Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.

    The money for the shopping spree was donated by an un-named republican party supporter, and this person was allegedly uphappy to learn that all of his or her money went for Palin's wardrobe...it has been hinted at, that the entire sum donated, was never intended to be entirely spent on clothing.

    However, now it's being reported that the 150,000 reported by Palin and/or her handlers, is incorrect, and the sum may be closer to $200,000.

    Palin defiantly states that she "never asked" to be given any clothing, and that they only thing she ever actually asked for, during the campaign for her vice-presidency....was some diet Dr Pepper (a soft drink).

    And how much did THAT cost, Sarah? 50 dollars a can?

    Palin further goes on to bark out that the clothing is not hers, but the RNC's, and that she never forced them to give her anything.

    Sooo--Sarah, does that mean you didn't take ANY of that clothing home with you? Did you give it to Goodwill? Is the RNC going to have a garage sale now?

    I don't suppose it would have occured to you, Sarah, to just say no, save the party some money during a recession--so they could put it towards the actual campaign, and buy the three outfits yourself?

    Oh wait, that's what a DEMOCRAT would do, sorry. I forgot. You're a greedy, mean, selfish, narrow-minded republican bigot.

    Oooh, am I being cowardly as well, now? Feels good, doesn't it? And, I didn't even have to shoot a defenseless animal with a high-powered rifle from a helicopter to do it.

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