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  • Very Strange e-mail: Another e-mail nut-job? A scam? Or real?

    Okay...something smells "phishy," here. I was just about to book back on out of here, and decided to do a quick check of my e-mail...this was in there, with only "hello playwrite27" as the greeting"

    Good Evening,

    My name is Mr. Gerald Harris, and I represent a television production group affliated with the BBC. We are in the process of gathering participants for a new programme that discusses the phenomena of blogging, and delves into lives of bloggers from the United Kingdom and other parts of the world.

    You would, of course, be compensated by the BBC for your time, if you are selected for filming.

    We like your blog, and if you would have an interest in participating in our programme, please send forward us the link(s) to your blog(s), along with your contact information, age, and if possible, a photograph of yourself, to the address listed below:

    I Googled the man's name, and the name of his "production group"--and nothing. Google has never heard of the company...of course, Gerald Harris has proved to be an extremely common name...AND, it did come to my spam box, instead of my in-box, so everything tells me this is a phsishing scam.

    Common sense also tells me they wouldn't contact me in this manner--and, it just sounds incredibly bogus--I mean, who would watch a show like that?

    And the wording--"please send forward us?" That screams "SCAM," if you ask me...and even if you don't ask me.

    So, beware, bloggers, there seems to be a whole new scam in town, of late.

  • Some blather in the afternoon

    I swear my life is like a really bad TV sit-com.

    I went to the office about my potential shut off...accidentally picked up last month's bill---which, incidentally, shouldn't matter, cos' it's exactly indentical to this month's bill, only with a different due day--same amount due, same day, same everything--just a differnt month. But, told I had to have the current bill, so had to slog back home and rumage around for it in the drawer--wasn't there, tried not to panic...finally found it in the pocket of my other jacket...which is why I probably paid the wrong bill in the first place, I put the Natl. Grid bill in my other winter jacket.

    Anyway, I'm home for a quick rest--my heart's beating like crazy and my chest hurts...not a heart attack, just side effects of the anemia/high blood pressure. It happens.

    I was told to try to see if I could get an emergency loan from Salvation Army--but you have to make an appointment, apparently--and no openings for two weeks, lol.

    I don't have enough minutes on my pnone, to ring up my sister for a temorary loan until Friday--but, even if she had it to spare, she'd probably have no way to get it to me, as she lives a good three hour drive away.

    I don't know...I'm really having doubts about my ability to cope on my own, these days. Maybe I really should just give up everything and become instutionalized...my second-worst nightmare, but at least I wouldn't have the constant worry all the time, about being homeless or losing more stuff from my life. Maybe I wouldn't hate myself so much, if I wasn't always fucking up, all the time. I really don't know...it's something I'll have to think very seriously about.

    The cats are here with me...sleeping. The love winter, they sleep next to the radiators...they hate being cold, these three, despite the fur. Spoiled indoor cats. They won't like not having their heat.

    I've been brushing Flame and Charlie, and they do enjoy it---Boots, meh, not so much. He's funny about that--loves to cuddle and play and be snuggled and petted, but try to brush him, and he's outta' there. Flame adores brushing, she closes her eyes in absolute rapture, and Charlie likes it when I brush out end of his back, cos' he's simply too fat to reach it very well, and he's shedding something awful, and I think he likes being rid of that extra hair.

    It's grey and dreary here, but slightly warmer, in the low 30's F, so not so bad. No snow or rain yet, that's been pushed back until tomorrow. Fine by me.

    Someone asked me the other day, why I didn't rent myself a new laptop computer--right. If I can't afford 20 dollars a week to rent a sofa--which I need more than a laptop, how could I afford 100 dollars a month for a new computer? People must think that because I work part time while on disability, that I must be rolling in it. NO. All that disability cheqe did was change my income status from below poverty level, to the upper levels of poverty. Sheesh.

    Well, have to go out again. I was going to grab some lunch, but my stomach is so in knots from worry, that I couldn't eat if I tried.

    If I had one wish for the holidays, it was for a nice, quiet, normal uneventful one...well, Santa sent me some poo again this year, instead...forth year in a row, must be some kind of record.

    Someone on another website just messaged me that she saw David Tennant in London--whether she means today or a year ago, she didn't say. Well, the man's a human being, I'm sure he has to go outside once in a while...do his shopping, eat out, take in a play, get sloshed in a pub, use the gent's to do a poo...just like everyone else...what's the big deal? Ah well, that's what he gets paid the big pounds to put up with, I reckon.

  • I've never...

    I've never...

    Been snogged
    used a blackberry
    used an i-pod
    texted anyone
    used a laptop
    watched American Idol, x-factor, big brother, lost, heroes, survivor, or pretty much anything else that's currently popular on televison--Dr Who excepted, of course.
    ridden a donkey
    smoked a cigareete--tho' I tried chewing tobacco on a dare once..bleh.
    smoked pot or did drugs
    gotten drunk--tipsy once or twice, but never full-blown snockered
    never had my nails done
    been in love
    been to the west coast
    met any of my current friends in person
    owned a horse
    worn fur
    owned a diamond
    ridden in a Rolls Royce
    gone to a nightclub
    been asked out on a date by a celebrity
    done the tango
    had the urge to own an HD or wide-screen TV
    shot an animal...or a human
    spoken my gran's native Polish
    figured out my mum's genealogy papers
    found out who our mysterous "MacLeod" ancestor is
    caught a really big fish
    been to a tropical island
    seen Hadrian's wall or any other sights in the UK
    gotten a speeding ticket
    fluently spoken a foreign language
    been able to draw
    been able to figure out why people think David Tennant is sexy
    learned read or play music very well
    balanced my check book properly
    gone downhill skiing (ironcially, I could ride horse, but mum wouldn't allow me to ski)
    gone skin diving
    seen a sonic screwdriver up close
    been to a proms concert
    seen panto
    tried blood pudding, bangers and mash or toad in the hole
    played the bagpipes
    met the Queen or the President
    eaten sushi
    written professionally
    been a vegetarian
    been a radio presenter
    did or bought something only because it was trendy
    met David Tennant
    blogged about body odor (yet)
    had hard liquour (outside of a splash of peach brandy on some pancakes once, and some creme de menthe on vanilla ice cream)

    I have...

    petted a leopard
    beem bitten by a (harmless) snake
    been chased by a moose
    run over by a horse
    ridden a camel
    ridden a horse in the dunes above the Spynx in the moonlight
    gone whitewater rafting
    sailed a Friesan sailboat (for about 5 min.)
    had a soak in Iceland's Blue Lagoon
    Been to the Metropolotin Museum of Art, the Cario Museum and the Rijksmuseum
    Toured the Anne Frank house
    Saw King Tutt
    Been inside newly discovered Egyptian tombs that were closed to the public
    danced with a belly dancer
    danced in a conga line
    danced the Virgina Reel
    been a bridesmaid
    been a parade "queen"
    acted on stage a couple times
    ran sound effects once
    hung up the phone on Al Pachino once
    had pets all my life
    worked one of my two dream jobs for about a year, once (stablehand)
    signed off my mum's life support
    been evicted
    been homeless for a month
    graduated from 2 year college
    got a culinary arts diploma
    a high school diploma
    a associate of arts diploma
    written for the college newspaper
    wrote, directed and recorded a 20 min. radio play in college
    interviewed four international Elvis impersonators
    interviewed an alpaca breeder
    hit a deer with my car once
    been in three traffic accidents in my life time
    operated a dump truck, bucket loader, bulldozer and backhoe
    run a chainsaw
    used a log splitter
    gone to the opera
    gone to the symphony
    been to a Beach Boys concert
    attended an art gallery opening
    participated in a poetry reading
    played a female Jerry Springer once, in a skit
    fallen into a manure spreader
    bitten bitten on the bottom by a pony
    won the trifecta at Aqueduct three times in one year (pick the 1st 3 finishers correctly)
    attended the funerals of friends
    climbed an apple tree
    snowshoed in the woods at midnight
    given my last dollar to a homeless person
    passed my driving test the first time
    ridden a ski lift and skier's gondola
    hiked to the top of a mountain
    worked in a casino
    run amusement park rides
    sat in Dr Who's car
    Touched a Tardis console
    been to the circus
    watched a wild west show
    eaten haggis
    met a former presidentaial candidate
    Had comedian Steve Martin stop, smile and wave at me once, when I was merely standing on a street corner, with no one else about

    BUCKET LOADER

  • Don't know why, but it does..

    My local blog stalker from "Corinth" is back again.

    You know, on here, I've written a lot of boring dross and stupid rubbish...and also some deeply personal stuff, at times.

    Now, I don't mind so much, bearing my soul to my friends--or, to total strangers, 'cos I know friends are understanding, and, with one exception, the total strangers have never stalked me or tried to find out more about me, so it's fine.

    Yet, when someone that casually knows me--say, someone from the office, or someone that just knows me from knocking about the area--someone who is very much not a friend, or even an acquaintance, when someone like that starts snooping into my private life...I do find that quite upsetting.

    Maybe it's because I know they're not reading it because they care or are concerned about me. To my mind, they are snooping into my private life, because either their own lives are so dull, they need to read about my problems to feel good about themselves...or, they just are using my living, my life, my existance, as cheap entertainment. I don't like that.

    Mind you, I really can't complain, 'cos no one made me blog. And, it has been a good outlet for me. But, when I see that person from Corinth or Lake Luzerne stalking my blog every night--a person whom has made no effort to contact me, it genuinely makes me sad. I'm still a loser. All my life, especially during my childhood, people picked on me, and made fun of me, and hurt me--for nothing more than their own self-gratification.

    This nutjob from Lake Luzerne or Corinth doesn't give a damn about me, she (or he) is being nosy for some twisted reason of her (or his) own. I don't have any friends here--a few acquaintences, but no actual friends...and when I see someone doing that to me, I know I am right to stay by myself.

    I am justified in keeping to myself. As hard as it is to be coninually alone, to have virtually no physical human contact--sometimes for days, if I'm ill or something and can't get out--I know that's for the best. I'd rather be alone, than deal with any more pain.

  • A morning meme before I go

    Tagged yet again...a two-parter, no less.

    PART I: You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name.

    Battery charging, I learned how to charge a car battery when I was 19 years old.
    Everytime one of my cat sneezes, I say "bless."
    Tomaotes...I hate fresh tomatoes.
    Horses--they have been a love of mine, since I was wee, and I don't know why.

    PART II:

    1~ One secret about yourself

    I literally cannot do things backwards withiout some difficultiy, like simple subtraction or backing up a vehicle.

    2~ One compliment

    Good sense of humour

    3~ One non-compliment

    I can be a bit untidy, at times..okay, sometimes I'm a slob.

    4~ One love note you have thought of, or actually have written

    Erm--never have done that, actually.

    5~ Lyrics to a song

    Na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye.

    6~ How old you are

    48

    7~ How many friends where you live

    Zero--all my friends are through the internet and/or post, and I've never met any of them.

    8~ And a hint to who you are

    Just some fat, ugly broad who works part-time in a telemarketing office in a small city 170 some odd miles north of New York City.

    9~ Who would you most like to be friends with?

    Anyone who is open-minded, won't be embarrased by me, and whom has a decent sense of humour..and, if he or she happens to like Dr Who, that's a big plus, as well.

  • Morning all,

    It may or may not be a decent day for me. That's because today I have to literally go begging. I still am a little upset with myself about paying the wrong bill--I mean, this is the equivilent, of me forgetting to pay my rent, or, forgetting to show up for work, or to...whatever.

    It has certainly erroded my confindence in myself--most especially in regards to my being able to take care of myself, all on my own.

    So, I have to go to the office of the aging--whom also sometimes handles issues for people with disabilities. If they can't assist me, I will have to get on a bus to the county offices--a long trip to Lake George, that could conceivably take all day, as the social service office is in an outlying area---this is typical of most rural counties, they deliberately put offices for poor people away from populated areas--easily accesed by foot, bus or cab. You see, my theory is that's to discourage them from going there for help...though really, it's probably more likely to be the mindless ignornace of rich councilmen, than anything. Anyway, the buses to the county offices don't run all that regularly, only once every couple of hours. Anyway, this promises to be a long day.

    If I can't get help...well, I'll be dark and cold for the holidays, no hope for it. I hate Christmas. Every year, I try to like Christmas again, and every year something bad--or several somethings--happens. I don't guess I'm ever going to have a truly happy Christmas, ever again....but hell, I would like an uneventful one, just for once. I guess I'm right to turn away beliving in God...I mean, I really have lost the point in believing in anything, any longer...most especially myself.

  • David Tennant to Guest Star in New Reality Programme

    Actor David (Doctor Who, Hamlet) Tennant is slated to guest star in the BBC's latest reality programme, next year. The show, called, "Streaking," dares two celebrity contestants to bare all, as they race around an obsticle course in the nude, while trying to cover up their most private parts. The first contestant to show off his or her "naughty bits," loses. The winner gets 100 pounds for his or her favourite charity, a 30 day supply of Rude Dudes bubble gum, and a package or male or female pants of their (ahem) choice.

    Tennant's fellow contestant is slated to be Kinga "the Minger" Karolczak. Says Tennant of his invitation to be a contestant, "I'm looking forward to tits. Erm--it, I mean I'm looking for to it. No, really..."

  • Ten Speed Icarius

    When I was around 13 years old, my dad bought my sister a ten-speed bike from the local Sears department store. That was about the time that sis got pregnant, so needless to say, she never got 'round to using it, much. Even after she'd given up the baby, sis started roaming...took up with some truck driver and hitchhiked all over hither and yon. Actually, from the time I was 15 or so, I never saw my sister much, just every now and then...still don't for that matter. Haven't been face-to-face with sis, since New Year's day, 2006.

    Me, I never got a ten-speed bike. In fact, after I grew out of my little red bike, around the age of 11 or so, my parents never bought me another. So, it fell to me to appropriate sis's bike from her. She wasn't happy about it--heaven knows why, 'cos she never used it.

    God, I loved that bike. It was white, had the old inward curving handle bars, with the front and rear hand brakes and gear changer on them....it was a boy's bike--why, dad bought her a boy's bike, I've no idea, unless he'd gotten a good deal on it...which is actually probably more likely, than not. Thing is, being a boy's bike, it had that bar over the top..and, it was too tall for me, so much so, that anytime I stopped the bike, I had to physically lean to one side, so my foot could touch the ground.

    In the summer of 1975--the year I FINALLY left my common school--ten years after mum first trundled me off on the kindergarten bus--I'd graduated from 8th grade in June, a class of 43 students, the biggest ever for that school...and was going to be starting high school, some 17 miles from home, with a in-coming freshman class size of...500+. I was going from my village school of some 300 or so students, to a big high school in another town, with around 3000 students...I was excited and nervous that summer, and jubilant to be finally free of the familar--and often dreaded...and going off to a new beginning, my first real adventure.

    I don't remember a lot about the summer of 1975. I remember riding up to the lake and hanging out at the beach, going fishing and rowing. I remember going to the bowling alley, and going with my dad when he went on sales calls out in the country. I remember listening to the radio constantly--besides my love of top 40 hits, I'd recently discovered John Denver--who was at the height of his popularity at that time. I remember mum giving me a pair of Bushnell binoculars and somewhere I got a "Guide to North American Wildlife"--which became my bible for birdwatching for nearly 30 years (sadly, this book mysteriously vanished during my move here--I was crushed by its loss). So began my lifelong love affair with nature, that summer. And, I remember watching a lot of old Wild, Wild West re-runs on television..not sure why.

    But, above all else, I remember riding that ten-speed bike...every single day. Up and down our street, into the woods, over the fields, into the village...everywhere. That bike was my magic carpet, my trusty steed, my cockpit. I daresay, if I'd known about Dr Who back then, I might even add that it was my Tardis.

    At least some of you have seen the things people can do with mountain bikes...well, long before there was any such thing as a mountain bike, I was doing those things on my slim ten-speed. I was barreling up and down hills, over rutted paths, in the forest and fields. I thought I could go anywhere, do anything on that bike. I thought I could fly. I was like a god--but...later that summer, I'd prove myself to be more like a ten-speed Icarius.

    After watching an episode of Wild, Wild West, and before dinner time, I would go ride "my" bike up and down the street. And, sure enough, the show was over, I coasted down the drive--our drive was slightly uphill--and into the street...only, something was wrong. I distinctly remember my shock, when I saw my right handbrake come loose, and swing into the spokes of my bike. I distinctly remember thinking hard that I'd be OK if I could just drive onto the neighbour's lawn, that was across the street from our house. That was the last thing I remember, until I woke up on my back, with a mouthful of blood.

    Dazed, confused, I was scared half out of my wits...most especially when I came to enough, to realize that my bike was way across the street--I mean, I really DID do an Icarius...from where the bike ended up, to where I ended up, diagonally across the road, nearly 30 feet away!

    A neighour lady had come rushing over. She ordered me to lay still, gave me a damp flannel to put against my bleeding lip--reassuring me that it was just my lip that was bleeding. She'd already rung up the local volunteer ambuance EMT's, and then she'd run over two doors down to our house, to tell dad--mum was working at the library that night.

    Now, how I'd ended up on my back, when I'd clearly landed on my face, to this day is a bit of a puzzler to me. I reckon I was dazed and must have rolled over, before I'd completely regained my senses.

    Anyway, dad comes rushing over, and stands there wittering to the neighbour lady...god forbid he should come and sit by me, right? But, that was the way my dad was, I'm afraid.

    Well, asking dad to handle an emergency, is like asking someone who's terrified of spiders, to walk into a nest of black widows. In other words, dad wasn't famous for being cool in a crisis. Even as I lay on a stretcher in the hallway of Albany Medical Center's ER, I asked dad (well, as well as i was able to ask him, with my upper left lip sliced open) if he'd called mum and told her I was going to be alright (at that point they'd already X-ray'd me, and determined my skull wasn't damaged...no bike helmets back then). But, dad just dithered with the neighbour lady, who was one of the ambulance volunteers, and she'd come along later in her car, to give dad and me a ride home...I finally had to ask HER to ring up my mum...who I knew would be worried about me.

    Got seven stitches in my lip--no anastetic so yes, it hurt. And, three in my eyebrow near--with anestetic, a chipped tooth and a big lump near my left temple with a possible mild concussion. What did dad do, the day after I got my stitches? Took us out for pizza--my favourite food on the planet, even back then. Do you KNOW how hard it is to eat pizza (or much of anything that isn't liquid), with you upper left lip in stitches? Oh well, dad's heart was in the right place, even if he's brain wasn't.

    The bike was taken into the garage, where it sat until dad finally took it to the dump. It was a total loss--the front wheel was wrenched so badly, that it bent the front frame--well, I really was tearing along when I crashed. Sis wasn't worried about me though. When she'd found out about the accident, all she said was, "it my bike alright?" Even to this day, sis is STILL mad about the bike...I kid you not, she mentioned it to me last time I saw her...sis does hold a grudge, let me tell you.

    I didn't get another bike for another 20 years. In 1995, I bought an old 1950's one-speed girl's bike...and about 1 year later, had another accident as I was riding over a rail crossing.

    Third time's the charm though...dad bought me a mountain bike as a Christmas gift in 2002. I spent the summer riding it from my caravan in the trailer park, the mile up the road to the town beach on Lake Luzerne, and into town to the library and grocery store, and down to nearby Forth Lake, to the general store there. I later had to sell the bike though, when it developed a problem and I couldn't afford to fix it, cos' my car broke down as well. I miss it, though. This ten speed Icarius still longs to fly.

  • STAY AWAY FROM JEWELRY SPAMERS! ESPEICALLY NOWLIN JEWELRY!

    I'm getting massively spammed by Nowlin Jewelry...and others. This site is currently under CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION. STAY AWAY!

    Do NOT click on any jewelry links spammed into your comments! These people are NOT selling jewelry--they are STEALING your personal information.

    Avoid jewelry spammers and NOWLIN JEWELRY at all costs! Consider yourself warned.

  • Alright pardner, now DANCE!

    Oh goody, another new reality programme---about dancing. Oh, now there's a new concept.

    Yeah, some guy involved with American Idol plans on doing a new series, called, "Dance!" or some such rubbish. It's allegedly going to be like an olympics competition for dancers....North American and international dancers come and compete in the name of their country...singly, in pairs, etc.

    yadda-yadda-yadda. Well, it's cheaper than putting on a variety show, and easier as well, 'cos in a proper variety programme, you would have to actually use your brains and and come up with original ideas, and funny skits and stuff, I suppose.

    Here's an idea: "Dance, Pardner!" A reality programme where some yobbo walks up to people on the street and gives them a choice of doing a dance routine or being shot.

  • Look what I made, mummy!

    Remember your childhood refridgerator art? Well, I never quite grew out of it. I did actually take a college art class once--more to get enough credits for my financial aid requirement, than for any actual practical applications--and, I suppose, for my own enrichment, as well. But, truth to tell, whether it's the DCD, the dyscalculia or that I simply cannot draw--my "refrigerator art" hasn't changed much, in the last 35 or so years.

    Hmmm--rather embarrassing, that.

    You see, I just discovered the "whiteboard" on Bebo. Really cool stuff. (click on pictures)

    http://www.bebo.com/WhiteBoardThread.jsp?WhiteBoardTopicId=8192582126&MemberId=8176305651

    http://www.bebo.com/WhiteBoardThread.jsp?WhiteBoardTopicId=8194158105&MemberId=8176305651

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