Sarah Palin is still in the news, a week after the election. She says that she will run for "higher office" (let's hope she merely means the penthouse suite), "if God wills. it."

Yeah, okay. Well, I just rang up God on my mobile Sarah--he was lunching with Elvis and Churchhill at the time--and He says to tell you to go back to Alaska and take care of your kids...and stop butchering His creatures, while you're at it, and to leave that pristine tundra He created, alone. Oh, and he added that you should read your bible a little more carefully. That part about "thou shalt not kill?" It means everyone--including Russians and Muslims, really Sarah, trying to start wars, that's just not cool"...and, as a parting shot, He told me to tell you that, "tell her not to bother me again, I don't bless hate-mongers..unless they repent...really, she needs to speak to Satan. I've left his number on her speed-dial."

Oooh, God's mad at you, Sarah. You'd better keep a low profile for a while, ey?