Sarah Palin is calling her critics cowards. Ummm--this from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter? Riiight, Sarah. You really know what bravery is, uh-yuh.

The critics have been doing nothing more than reporting on the Republican National Committee's investigation, as to just how much money was spent on Sarah's campaign wardrobe. Palin had instructions from the RNC, to purchase "three nice suits" for the campaign. A total of 150,000 was reported as being spent, at such highly upscale shops as Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.

The money for the shopping spree was donated by an un-named republican party supporter, and this person was allegedly uphappy to learn that all of his or her money went for Palin's wardrobe...it has been hinted at, that the entire sum donated, was never intended to be entirely spent on clothing.

However, now it's being reported that the 150,000 reported by Palin and/or her handlers, is incorrect, and the sum may be closer to $200,000.

Palin defiantly states that she "never asked" to be given any clothing, and that they only thing she ever actually asked for, during the campaign for her vice-presidency....was some diet Dr Pepper (a soft drink).

And how much did THAT cost, Sarah? 50 dollars a can?

Palin further goes on to bark out that the clothing is not hers, but the RNC's, and that she never forced them to give her anything.

Sooo--Sarah, does that mean you didn't take ANY of that clothing home with you? Did you give it to Goodwill? Is the RNC going to have a garage sale now?

I don't suppose it would have occured to you, Sarah, to just say no, save the party some money during a recession--so they could put it towards the actual campaign, and buy the three outfits yourself?

Oh wait, that's what a DEMOCRAT would do, sorry. I forgot. You're a greedy, mean, selfish, narrow-minded republican bigot.

Oooh, am I being cowardly as well, now? Feels good, doesn't it? And, I didn't even have to shoot a defenseless animal with a high-powered rifle from a helicopter to do it.