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  • How the hell do I DRIVE this thing??

    My first-ever pick up truck was a 1976 Dodge slant-6 Adventurer, pretty much the same as the one pictured above, right down to the colour--except it didn't have a truck cap attatched to the back, like the one shown. I bought it for a grand total of $350 cash, in 1989.

    It had an engine that you couldn't hurt if you repeatedly whacked it with a sledge hammer, but, the tyres were going bald, the body was so rusted out, you could see the pavement through the holes in the floor, reverse had a tendency to stick--which meant getting out of the truck with a heavy-duty flat-head screwdriver and a hammer, opening up the hood (bonnet), jamming the flat edge of the screwdriver in-between the gears and giving the end of the screwdriver a good whack with the hammer. The "tailgate" of the truck was a canvas web stall guard that I got for $10 at a horse tack auction (a device that is latched across the open door of a horse's stall, to allow for better air circulation and easier access.).

    The muffler went two weeks after I bought the truck, and running the truck without a muffler caused the insulation under the interior of the floor to catch fire--bringing out the local volunteer fire department...cause I burnt my thumb trying to pull the insulation out. (the truck was saved but the insulation was a bit toasty, and I had the less than fun job of replacing it myself....which considering that my only tools at the time, were a screwdriver, a hammer and a spanner, and didn't have a clue what I was doing, was no mean feat, let me tell you.

    The passenger door had a habit of refusing to close, and neither the heater, gas (petrol) gauge, nor radio worked.

    It had the name of the original owners stamped on the rear bumper-the last large commercial brewery left in Albany, NY--who sold "Schaffer Beer"--whose family lived in our town, and were very nice people. I still can sing their jingle: "Schaffer. Is the. One-beer-to-have, when-you're-having-more-than-one." |-|

    God, I loved that truck! :D

    No, really. I'd really adored that truck. Not as much as the 1987 5-speed Ford Ranger that I bought in 1999, but yeah. Despite every thing, I really did love that truck...when I wasn't cursing it roundly, under my breath...and sometimes aloud...while kicking the tyres.

    Owning that truck was a genuine adventure--the name of the truck suited it very well. Besides the fire, there were the times when I had to play a little game called, "guess how much gas you have!" One time, I literally rolled into a petrol station, just as the last of the gas ran out! How lucky was that? Just as the engine cut out, I rolled right up to the pump--with a big grin of relief on my face, of course.

    Another time, mum and I signed on to do this HUGE outdoor flea market in a resort town called "Windham" in the Catskill Mountins--about a 2 hour drive from our home. Well, we were, as you Brits say, "on our uppers," due to a combination of a repair mum just had to her car, and of course business expenses. On that morning our total net worth being about--I kid you not--seven cents. But, a lot of well-heeled New Yorkers (what we upstate New Yorkers call people from New York City) were expected to be there shopping for "country" bargains, and we had pleanty of good stock we'd just purchased from an estate auction, on the cheap. By then I'd had the gas gauge replaced, and had half a tank of gas when we left at 6am Saturday morning. By 8am, we were crossing the Rip Van Winkle Bridge over the Hudson River, and my gas gauge read about an eighth of a tank. "Never mind, ma." I said cheerfuly, as she looked nervously at the reading, "we'll make it, can't be too much farther now."

    Ha! Wanna' bet?

    I'd mis-read the map. Not a good thing to do, when you're low on gas AND funds, is it? Turns out, Windham was about a 45 minute driver further along than I'd expected...we actually rolled into the town, basically riding on fumes--and praying that there'd be lots of sales (and no one expecting any change)..and, there was a petrol station just two doors away from the boot sale/flea market! AND, lots of eager buyers--I sold a box of collectible coffee mugs, before I even finished unloading the truck! Talk about two very happy--and relieved, people--mum and I would laugh about our "narrow escape" for years after.

    RIP VAN WINKLE BRIDGE OVER HUDSON RIVER

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    It pretty much was the fist time I'd ever driven a standard transmission--every car I'd driven at that point, being an automatic. Now, most people, you say "standard" transmission, they automatically think a clutch and five gears--at least, here in the USA.

    And...a gear shifter that is a stick on the floor, in most cases marked, where the gears are....erm--not my truck. My truck was a rare 3-speed, shift on the steering column--basically on the same side as the turn signal. So, for three days, after I'd registered the truck and put on the plates, I drove around an industrial estate, across the road where we lived, learning to drive with a clutch...and trying to figure out where the gears were, and which gear was which, and where the hell reverse was, as well.

    My first trip out alone, I drove mum to work, as once again, her little Escort was was at the garage. Coming back through the little town where she worked, there's this tiny little hill on the main street--just a slight, gradual slope, really, with a traffic light at the top. Well, I got caught out having to stop in traffic mid-hill. Mind you, in learning to drive 3-speed stanard with a clutch, I never thought to do any learning on a HILL.

    Oh dear. Did moi have just a few wee problems keeping the truck from rolling backwards into the car behind me--AND, not stalling out? Oh yes.

    Afraid I was yelling a bit like a mad woman, trying not to panic, when I tried to re-start my stalled truck..using the clutch and brake and the shifter, all at the same time...which until then, I'd never been called on to do before, in my whole life. that was NOT a fun experience!

    Since then, driving any standard has become a piece of cake, from a 5-speed ranger, to an International dump truck. But, that first experience with "hill driving," that was a bit scary, I admit.

    Still, I loved that old truck. I finally was forced to sell it because an electrical part on the firewall kept making the truck go dead, and no mechanic seemed able to fix it...despite the part being replaced four times, the truck would just go completely dead without warning. After being stranded for the 10th or 12th time, I finally had to admit defeat, and sell it.

    THE BOTTOM OF THE INFAMOUS "HILL"

  • Fun with Conservaitves...


    "Hey everyone! Wave yer hands and sing along with us: We are the world, we are the children..."


    "Yeah, that's nice McCain--nothing like a warm, fuzzy hug, ey, John? Now get the hell off'a me, and let's go bomb someone!"


    "Laxitive...must..get...laxitive."

    "Okay, so I can't remember how many homes I own. My memory has been so bad these days..."

    HOW BAD IS IT, JOHN?

    ..."how bad is what?"

  • Another short meme from "Becky"

    1) Are you a leader or a follower? Neither. I make my own paths to follow.

    2) Who is the person you are most candid with? A close friend I've never physically met.

    3) What one thing in your life would be easiest to change, but you’ve never gotten around to it? Nothing in my life right now, would be easy to change.

    4) If you could convince any single person to change his or her mind about one thing, who would you pick and what topic would you work on? McCain on his choice of a running mate.

    5) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Wall Street

  • BEAR (aka: Tin-foil hat man) You are BANNED from my blog.

    DEAR BEAR the blog stalker (AKA: "Tin-foil hat man") :

    You obviously are being very obtuse and not getting the hint...forcing me to "tell you off,"

    This not something that I relish doing, I rather had hoped you'd just take the hint and do the right thing and go away, but, as you seem to have not the proper-sized testicles, or enough hair on your chest, to quit bothering a LADY...I really don't see any other way to communicate with someone like you, than to be blunt and forthright.

    I admit, for me, it's a bit like swatting at a pesky mosquito with a sledge hammer, but, if that's what I have to do, so be it.

    So, since you don't get that I'm NOT reading your comments, you've left me no choice--your extremely ill-mannered approach of "dear child" killed that, right off the bat. I eat smug, sexually insecure men for breakfast, mister. I deal with your types every day on my job, and I find your pathetic attempts and trying to show what big men you are...just sorry and laughable. I NEVER take smug, condesending people serious, really..NO.

    Bear, you HIDE your e-mail address, you HIDE your name, you are RUDE to a lady---you sir, are a sniveling coward, a fool and a knave!

    PLEASE stay in Pennslyvania, and stay out of New York--we have enough of your kind here already, without any more, thanks.

    I WILL NOT read your comments, I will not allow you a voice, because you sir, are a condescending, UNEDUCATED cretin, you are without honour sir
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    WHEN you decide to grow out of your diapers, and become a MAN, and show respect to women, and have the GENUINE COURAGE, to state your real name, and address me PROPERLY--like your mother, if she'd been a DECENT mother, would have taught you, then I MIGHT bother to listen to you.

    Go away, and don't come back until you learn some CHRISTIAN humility and RESPECT.

    And, "my child," ANY "child" I had left in me, DIED the day I had to tell them to shut off my mother's life support, and sit in a room alone, holding her hand as she lay dying. NEVER EVER call me "CHILD" again! Is that CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?

    I am am STONGER than you, TOUGHER than you, and more of a HUMAN BEING than you can ever hope to be.

    GO AWAY, you are not wanted here, you coward, don't come back until you find the courage to NAME yourself, and TREAT women properly---IF you really are a CHRISTIAN.

    I forgive your for your insults--I understand you suffer from some emotional disorder, but I really think, instead of bothering AMERICAN women like me, you really should just see your pastor and seek out some help, yes? Or, GET YOUR OWN BLOG.

    I understand you have some craving for the wrong kind of attention, and that's what's driving you do pester me with your blatherings, but read below:

    When you can be CIVIL and POLITE, I will allow your comments to stay--until then, you are "persona non-grata."

    Now go put on your tin-foil hat, sit in your tee shirt, sip your beer and watch your 76'er's
    basketball games, and...for pity's sake STOP being so pathetic and quit stalking my blog.. do something useful with your life, show some manliness, and GET YOUR OWN BLOG.

    BEAR'S ADDRESS: IP: 96.245.126.34, pool-96-245-126-34.phlapa.fios.verizon.net)

  • Meh

    Okay, it's Monday, I'm up....well...I'm up.

    The winds during the night, somehow made Boots restless, and--unusual for him--he kept waking me all night long, getting restless. The boys upstairs kept me up half the night, as well, literally running back and forth over my head, and banging furniture around, until about 3 or 4am...must have been one helluva party. Cripes! Sounded at times like they were holding a football match up there!

    And, a bedroom just a few degrees shy of 90 degrees F, didn't exactly make for a good night's sleep for me.

    Less humid today, only up to about 75 F, and down to the low 50's F, by tomorrow night. So, hopefully this weekend was FINALLY our last bit of humid, sticky, hot summer weather.

    No rain from Tropical Depression Ike, just wind, clouds--and even the clouds are scattered now,as it's partly sunny today. Strangely TD Ike is causing lots of flooding in the Midwestern states, with showers still lingering there, but something about our air currents or whatever in this part of New York is driving the worst of the weather up into Quebec and Northern New England.

    I know I should eat breakfast, but not hungry. I HAVE to eat something, 'cos of my diabeates..if I don't, I start getting the tremmors if I wait too long to eat, sometimes. That happened last week...even tho' I wasn't especially hungry, I was shanking like a junkie in need of a fix, 'cos I'd had only a slice of toast breakfast, and by 3pm, my body was very unhappy with me. In a typical workday, I have breakfast around 8.30, then go work, and don't get lunch until sometime between 2.30 and 4pm. Which is fine, except for those stupid shakes.

    Anyway, have chores to do, after work, so it'll have to be a quick sandwich for my lunch today, as I must grab a cab and take care of a couple of things after work--won't be online much until tonight.

    So, have a good day, all.

  • David Tennant fans upset!

    Wow, I went to check out this Dr Who forum, and the big topic is that David Tennant missed a show the first week of September. The conversation was largely in this awful "text-speak" the kids use today--sort of like a written version of the pig-Latin we kids used to use when I was growing up--so I had a hard time figuring out what these girls were wittering on about. I THINK one of the girl's was upset that either Tennant's understudy did a performance, OR, that he was a no-show at some post-performance talk. But, eh.

    Another girl was gushing how, when he took his bows, Tennant looked right at her. I can relate to that. I was, for a couple of years as a teen, head-over-heels for John Denver, and while at a performance at Madison Square Garden--where I got a "return" ticket that was about 25 feet from the stage--I believed that at one point, Denver was looking right at me. I was soooo--thrilled. Of course, I know now that likely wasn't the case---one face out of ten thousand screaming fans, how could that possibly be? But, I was on cloud nine for days, I admit.

    I'd hoped to find some news concerning the specials next year--NOT spoilers, but just when they might air, general info, etc. I don't consider the knowledge that the cybermen are coming back a spoiler, 'cos Cybermen and Daleks are such a DW staple, that it's pretty much a given that sooner or late in the course of a series, there's gonna' be one, or the other, or both. But I have taken great pains to avoid any deep mentions of a certain upcoming episode. I can handle a minor spoiler--you get that when you read film reviews and the dust jackets of books, but...I really hate big spoilers---for me, a HUGE part of the "fun" with Dr Who, is guessing and speculation. Of course, when I'm proved right, I do admit to punching the air, and hollering "yes!"--which startles the cats, but meh--they'll get over it.

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