Besides filling the airwaves with past programmes featuring David Tennant--designed to cash in on the actor's huge popularity, in the run up to the Christmas day Dr Who special, now the BBC is going one step further! In two weeks, there will be a Sunday afternoon special feature on BBC's latest channel, BBC Four and a half, which will feature the actor getting his teeth cleaned on live television.

BBC executives expect ratings on the new channel--which has programming exclusively tailored for seriously dull people, politicians, jobsworth's and health and safety employees--to double almost overnight, with the addition of oversexed fan-girls. "We're quite excited to have the opportunity," says one BBC exec, "this is what this channel was made for. Next week, we hope to show David Cameron, shopping for environmentally friendly toilet paper."