Favourite Quotes:

"Do you have bad credit, or just bad taste?"--Carson Kressley.

"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature."--Anne Frank.

"Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you."--Frank Lloyd Wright.
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"To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug".--Helen Keller.

"Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I am sure to be filled."--Henry David Thoreau.

"I was determined to know beans."---Henry David Thoreau.

"Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it." --Salvador Dali.

"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and." ---Brad Ramsey.

"I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited." --Oscar Wilde.

"He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."--Neil Simon.

"If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen."--Henry David Thoreau.

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."---Joseph Wood Krutch.

"There is a way that nature speaks, that land speaks. Most of the time we are simply not patient enough, quiet enough, to pay attention to the story."--Linda Hogan.

"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."--Fran Lebowitz

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."--Franklin Jones

"Trees are the earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven."--Rabandranath Tagore.

"Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts."--Rachel Carson.

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."--Fred Allen

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."--Tori Filler

"Our life is an apprenticeship to the truth that around every circle another can be drawn; that there is no end in nature, but every end is a beginning, and under every deep a lower deep opens."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"You must treat the days respectfully, you must be a day yourself, and not interrogate it like a college professor."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"Not the sun nor the summer alone, but every hour and season yields its tribute of delight; for every hour and change corresponds to and authorizes a different state of mind, from breathless noon to grimmest midnight."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"There is a crack in everything God has made."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"Crossing the bare common, in snow puddles, at twilight, under a clouded sky, without having in my thoughts any occurrence of special good fortune, I have enjoyed a perfect exhilaration. I am glad to the brink of fear."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same."--Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars."--Walt Whitman.

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."--Steven Wright.

"You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution."--Unknown.

"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."--Neil Kinnock

"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."--Unknown.

"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."--James Dent.

"To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
An eternity in an hour."--William Blake.

"A smile is the beginning of peace."--Mother Teresa.

"Life is lived in the present. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow is
yet to be. Today is the miracle."--Unknown.

"The quieter you become, the more you can hear."--Unknown.

"There is no greatness, where there is not simplicity."--Leo Tolstoy.

"He was a bold man, who first ate a Haggis."--Unknown."

"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"--Unknown.

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way."--Will Rogers.

“Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.”--G.K. Chesterton.

"Empty barrels make the most noise".--Unknown.

"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."--Jerome K. Jerome.

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."--Kin Hubbard.

"A rash action is worse than no action at all".--Doctor Who, The Doctor, in 'The Edge of Destruction.'

"Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician."--The Doctor, in 'Day of the Daleks.'

"Have you met the French? My God, they know how to party!" The Doctor, in 'The Girl in the Fireplace.'

"Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, 'I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway.'"--Maya Angelou.

"A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers but borrowed from his children."--John Audobon.

"When one tugs at a single thing in nature; he finds it attached to the rest of the world."--John Muir

"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"--Courtney Huston.

"We all basically go back to being children in the dentist's chair."--Arthur Benjamin.