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  • Really Big Organs! Check Out These Manly Whoppers!

    I've actually seen and heard this one below, while in reykjavik--beautiful!

    It's not just for regligious purposes any longer--here's a secular tune you all may just recognize!

  • Come again??? I need a bigger what???

    Now I get a LOT a stupid spam mail, all of it deleted without so much as a first glance--but this one...well, here's what greeted me, this afternoon:

    Nancy! Get a bigger copulation organ today!

    A bigger what?

    Do you mean a PENIS by any chance?

    Well, either this spammer is inordinately stupid, or...I've been abducted by aliens and given a sex-change operation with me knowing it.

  • Star Wars Chicken-DVD preview!

  • Doctor Who's Greatest Challenge Ever


    "I didn't know that when I offered to pet-sit Donna's cat while she was off sunbathing, that I'd have to change the litter box..."

  • Just some more blather....

    Obama supports Israel. Israel is "bribing" those living within the Gaza strip to spy on Hamas supporters, by offering sick people needed care in exchange for information. Do you STILL think Obama's a good choice for president?

    I read where some politician in the Tory party is blaming pseudo-porn mags for irresponsible fathers. Riiiight. No, fathers are responsible for their behaviour, not Playboy or Nuts. Albeit, the culture that makes these magazines so popular, and the overall portrayal of women in the media: the fashion industry, shop adverts, radio and television programmes, even films, does contribute somewhat. Still, it's a societal problem that is not only restricted to the UK. The UK--and much of Europe, is a very permissive culture, compared to the uptight Puritain and Evangelical ethihcs of American culture.

    I can remember seeing a porn shop next to a toy shop in Leeuwarden, and no one seemed to think a thing of it. British television has no problems showing naked bottoms, wild sex scenes and a profusing of swearing...including the "F" word.

    The UK's permissive culture (wildly different from the US) apparently supports alcoholism, by allowing parents to give booze to underage children (strictly forbidden here in NY--parents are arrested for supplying alcohol to minors), allowing minors inside pubs, and generally fostering a drinking culture where consuming large amounts of alcohol (saying this based on just what I read in the media, I accept that I may be wrong) is not only socially acceptable, it is encouraged by one's peers and the media.

    The govenment makes no effort to crack down on parents who just leave their kids whlie they go and bend their elbows. In the US, this behaviour--and least in my state-- would bring the police and/or Child Protective Serivces down on them.

    Yet, parental irresponiblity is rampant in the US, as well. How do you explain that? My own dad literally ran away (only as far as his sister's house) from my family, after 32 years of marriage, taking all the money with him. I know five co-workers who are single mums, whose dad's didn't want to deal with family responsibilities any longer.

    I know nothing very little about the legal system in the UK. But, here in the US, irresponible fathers are required BY LAW to make child support payments to their families. If they fail to do so, they are arrested. A father who goes on the run to avoid supporting his children, can--and has--found himself behind bars.

    It isn't lad-mags that are causing fathers to shirk their duties, it's the entrie CULTURE. Rather than tighten up and create new laws to ensure father's live up to at least some of their responsibilities, governement takes the easy way out, and throws the blame on one small aspect of the problem. That's like pissing on a campfire--you may put out one stick, but then there's the the dozen other sticks still blazing away.

    This whole lad-mag stunt is just the government's way of shirking its responsibilities, just like absent dad's do.

  • Horse Fart

  • Doctor Who Almost Blows Up Tardis

    "Wait! You can't fire that weapon in here, you'll cause an explosion--why? 'Cos I'm about to blow a great big anal raspberry, that's why!"

  • For Lydia: Updated version of the play with some additions and minor corrections...

    ..also a name change--the forth time I've changed the title of the play. Nothing seems quite right so far, but I never was any good at thinking up good titles and leads, headlines and such.

    Well, here's the updated version--as written as of 12:20am 4th August.

    Ten-minute Play

    The Old Maid

    by N. B. G.

    SETTING: An old New England farm, in the hills of Vermont. The year is 1917. It is early November, at dusk, the end of a long day of laborious farm chores. The sun is setting, painting its orange and rose-tinted colors over the silvery-gray boards of the old barn. There is a bench outside the barn, and some bits of harness that have been left there, in the process of being mended.

    CAST:

    JACOB…………….about 75 years old, stooped from years of hard toil
    MARY……………..JACOB’S wife, a severe and staunchly upright woman
    SUSAN…………….JACOB’S daughter
    GEORGE…………..a slow-witted itinerant farm hand--they refer to him as a “boy, even tho’ he’s a grown man.

    AT RISE: JACOB enters from stage right. He limps to the bench in front of the barn, carrying a leather sewing awl in his hand. He sits slowly, taking a moment to admire the sunset.

    JACOB: “What a beautiful evenin’! The sun glowing on the smoky gray hills, like it was shinin’ through stained glass. Just beautiful! After a hard day of cuttin’ firewood, moments like this are a real treat--yessiree bob, it’s a real pleasure, to just set here and admire God’s handiwork. (He looks upward.) You painted a genuine masterpiece tonight, Lord, and I give you thanks for that. Nothin’ like a November sunset, it’s the best thing about this time a’ year, I reckon.” (He sighs contentedly, and bends to the task of fixing the harness.)

    (MARY calls from off of stage right)

    MARY: “Jacob? Jacob? Where are you?”

    JACOB: “I’m out by the barn, Mary, mendin’ some harness”.

    MARY: (Enters stage right, standing just in sight of the audience, as if standing in a door yard.) “Well don’t forget to tell George to bring me some more kindling for the stove. I want to bake some bread tomorrow, and the kindling’s near gone--and you know what an addle-brain that boy is!”

    JACOB: “Wife, don’t be sayin’ such things about George! I won’t have it. He’s a good boy.”

    MARY: “Just you tell him, Jacob, you hear?” (Without waiting for a response she exits).

    JACOB: (Sighing heavily) “Yes, Mary, I’ll remind him when I see him.” (Frowning, he bends to the task of mending the harness again--but then his hand slips and he winces and flexes his hand.) “Darn hands don’t want to work right any longer. Like the rest of me, I suppose. Slowing down, like a clock that life has forgotten to re-wind. (Suddenly, he gasps and clutches his heart. JACOB bends over for a minute, then, slowly relaxes and straightens up again, breathing slowly. He looks up at the sky again, pensively.) "Well Lord, I feel the steely touch of darkness gathering itself into my wounded heart. The rushing of the moon-cold wind, a tumultuous feathery trembling inside my cobalt-tinged soul. It scares me, sometimes. This ebony-colored space that hides in the violet-edged gloom of my life." (He looks sadly at the fading sun). “I’m just slowly fading away now, like the night shadows, slowly creeping oer’ the hills.”

    (GEORGE enters, shambling along, carrying an empty water bucket. He nods to JACOB.)

    GEORGE: Hello, Jacob.

    JACOB: Evenin’ George.

    (George stands next to Jacob, and they stare appreciatively at the sunset.)

    GEORGE: “Pretty, ain’t it?”

    JACOB: Ey’yah.

    GEORGE: I got the stock watered, what you want me to do now, Jacob?

    JACOB: “Mary’s doin’ her bakin’ tomorrah’. She asked me to remind you to bring her a stack of kindlin’ for the stove.

    GEORGE: (Unenthusiastically.) Oh. (He dithers, looking down at the ground and scraping his toe in the dirt.) Okay, Jacob.

    JACOB: (Kindly) I know she’s a bit stern with you, sometimes. She wasn’t blessed with the patience of men, like you or I, George. But, she’s a good woman, in her way, and she don’t mean nothin’ by it. Why only yesterday, she told me you were one of the hardest working hands we’d ever hired. (Smiling gently) You just go along now, and in a little while, we’ll all of us set down to a nice supper, ey?

    GEORGE: (Returning the smile.) Okay, Jacob. (He sets the bucket down and shambles offstage. JACOB sighs, and intently resumes his repair of the harness.)

    ( SUSAN runs out from stage right, over to where JACOB is sitting.)

    SUSAN: Papa!

    JACOB: Now, just wait one moment, Susan. (He works industriously at finishing his sewing of the piece of leather.)

    SUSAN: Papa!

    JACOB: Can’t rush some things, my pet--not if you want the job done right, anyhow. Whatever it is, I’m sure it can wait another minute or two. Why don’t you just take a breath, and enjoy the nice sunset, ey?

    SUSAN: (Gives a scornful glance in the direction of the setting sun, and stamps her foot impatiently.) A person would think you are more fond of some rotten old piece of leather, than you are of your own daughter!

    JACOB: (Sewing the last stitch, he puts the little piece of leather on the bench beside him. He looks up into his daughter’s face with a serious expression.) Now, Susan, you know that isn’t true, dear. Here, see this old piece of harness?

    SUSAN: Of course I can see it, papa! I’m not addled ya’know!

    JACOB: But, you see Susan, if I’d not have gone to the trouble of repairing it, it would have become utterly useless-why, I’d have to go out and buy a whole new set of harness--just for the failure of one little piece that I’d allowed to fall into neglect.

    SUSAN: So, your savin’ money is more important than talkin’ to your own daughter, is that it?

    JACOB: Not at all, sweetheart. (He gestures towards the bench) Come here and sit beside me. (SUSAN sits on the edge of the bench, still slightly agistated.) What I mean is, dear, that if we neglect the little things that go wrong--then those things can worsen, and get out of hand. Why, suppos’n I didn’t repair that little bit o’ harness, and it broke while I was drivin’ you and your mother to town in the buggy? Well, then we’d have a rather serious problem on our hands, wouldn’t we? Now, I’m listening. Tell me, what is it that has you in such a state, Susan?

    SUSAN: It’s George, papa.

    JACOB: What about him?

    SUSAN: He keeps staring at me, every time we sit down at the table for a meal.

    JACOB: Waal, maybe that’s because he thinks you’re pretty.

    SUSAN: But I don’t like it, papa! That idiot staring at me, it’s just not right.

    JACOB: Whoa, now hold on there, gal. You know I don’t hold with petty name-calling.

    SUSAN: Sorry, papa. But, I still don’t like him. He gives me the shudders.

    JACOB: What are you saying? What’s he done to make you so afraid of him? Is it because he’s different? Or, is it something else? Something you’re not tellin’ me?

    SUSAN: No, he hasn’t made a move towards me.

    JACOB: Do you want him to?

    SUSAN: (Genuinely shocked) No! Papa, how could you even suggest such a thing? I-I don’t need a beau, I’m happy just as I am, with you and mama.

    (All of a sudden, JACOB leans in and gently places his hand on SUSAN’S thigh)

    JACOB: You like being with me, here, don’t you Susan? We make a good team, you and I. Like my ol’ plow horses, Andy and Arrow, pullin’ together, (Absently sliding his hand down her dress and squeezing her knee.) sharin’ the work and helping things to grow.

    (Without seeming to realize she’s even doing it, Susan squirms at her father’s touch. For a moment, there is an uncomfortable silence. It is broken by the banging of a door, and a few seconds later, MARY comes stalking over. SUSAN hurriedly stands up and stands, guiltily looking at her mother.)

    Uh-oh. (To himself.) By the looks a’things, I’d say the storm clouds are approachin’, to rain upon our tranquility. (He heaves an audible, martyred sigh.)

    MARY: Susan? What are you doing out here? I thought I asked you to finish the ironing, and here you are, jawin’ the evening away with papa. Honestly girl! I don’t know what’s getting into you these days. I swear you’re getting more daft in the head than George is!

    JACOB: Now, Mary…

    MARY: Don’t you make excuses to me, Jacob! Well you know, that the only way we can keep this farm going, is by all of us workin’ together. And if one of us isn’t holding up our end, the whole thing falls apart, like a barn whose beams have rotted from the inside. What was so important Susan, for you had to come all the way out here to see papa?

    (Unseen by the three of them, GEORGE comes walking up, with an armload of kindling wood. He stands a short distance off, hesitant, but with an innocent curiosity over what has brought the three family members together. Meanwhile, there is a brief, awkward silence, as JACOB studiously returns to repairing the harness, and SUSAN dithers between looking to her father for guidance, and the stern gaze of her mother.)

    SUSAN: It’s..it’s nothing mama.

    JACOB: She’s upset about George, mother.

    (GEORGE, on hearing this, quietly sets down the wood he’s holding. Still unseen by the others, GEORGE draws slightly closer, his face suddenly anxious.)

    SUSAN: Papa!

    JACOB: It’s alright girl, I think your mother will understand.

    MARY: Understand what? What’s George done?

    JACOB: Calm yourself, Mary, ‘tis nothing at all.

    SUSAN: Papa, no!

    JACOB: Susan, your mother has a right to know what’s going on under her own roof.

    (MARY is suddenly alarmed at hearing this.)

    MARY: Jacob, what has George done? What has he done? My God, don’t tell me he…

    (While all of this is going on, GEORGE has moved closer, intently listening, his face continually registering his changing emotions.)

    JACOB: He hasn’t done anything wrong, mother, calm yourself. Susan’s just upset because George has been lookin’ at her while we’ve been settin’ down to dinner, that’s all.

    MARY: How d’ya mean, Jacob? Lookin’ at her like what? Just exactly
    Where has his eyes been roamin’, husband of mine?

    JACOB: Nowhere, Mary. But, happens that I do have a notion, mother.

    MARY: And what sort of notion could something like this give you? I swear if that half-wit has any filthy thoughts about…

    SUSAN: (Rounds on her parents and shouts) Will you two stop talking like I’m not even here?

    (Clearly astonished by her outburst, both JACOB and MARY turn to SUSAN with raised eyebrows.)

    Mama, papa, George didn’t do anything, alright? He just…stares at me, like I’m some kind of exotic animal in a circus exhibit. He’s never laid a hand on me! And, in regards to any romantic notions, Andy and Arrow have more romance in them than George does. I don’t think he knows anything about making love. In fact, I doubt he’s even aware of what his…his…thing, is really for!

    MARY: Susan!

    JACOB: His thing? You mean his penis?

    MARY: Jacob!

    SUSAN: Papa!

    JACOB: Maybe you should marry the boy, Susan.

    SUSAN AND MARY: What?

    (Shocked, GEORGE backpedals so fast, he almost trips over his pile of wood that he’d dropped.)

    JACOB: Well the matter of fact is, Susan, you’re not getting any younger, your mother and I won’t be around forever. George may be slow, but he’s a hard worker and a God-fearin’ boy. You could do worse, ya’know. You can’t run this farm on your own.

    SUSAN: Oh I can’t, can I? The widow Cole down the road manages just fine, with her two hired hands.

    MARY: Yes, and all the village gossips wonder just where those hired hands have been roamin’, let me tell you. No, Jacob may have a point, Susan. Face facts girl, you’ve had thirty-nine years to find a beau, and you’re still an old maid. George may be an idiot, but then, what man isn’t?

    JACOB: Come again?

    MARY: Hush husband. And, if George is fond of you, what’s the harm? I mean, true, he’s not my vision of the ideal son-in-law, but, what with your head for facts and figures, and George’s strong, muscular back and his sinewy arms and….uh—uh, well, what I mean is, he knows the farm work, you know how to make a farm run smoothly and pay for itself.

    JACOB: Mary’s right, Susan. Why girl, you were at the top of your class in the village school. And George knows the farm work inside and out. Just tell ‘em what needs doin’ and it’s as good as done. Life isn’t always plain to us, daughter. Sometimes the solution to our problems is hoverin’ just out of our vision, like dust motes in the sunlight, driftin’ ‘round our heads when we’re busy pitchin’ hay. Now that I think on it, I can see that you two might fight being hitched together, like two young horses in training, but I think soon you’d settle, and the farm would thrive with the pair of you workin’ together. It’d it be a practical match, if’n you were ta’ ask me.

    GEORGE: But, what about me?

    (All three of the family look up startled, only just now aware of GEORGE’S presence. SUSAN cringes and shelters behind MARY.)

    Ja-Jacob, what about me? My mother told me once that marriage was about two people, lovin’ each other, and wanting to be together forever and ever. She said it was about helpin’ and carin’ for each other. Like that time you and I took care of Arrow, when he was sick. Remember that? You and I, we worked together for three whole days, and gave him his life back, and now he’s strong again, one of the best plow horses around. You and me, Jacob, the two of us together saved him ‘cause we cared, didn’t we? Didn’t we Jacob? You and me, we care about things.

    MARY: Are you comparin’ my Susan to some plow horse?

    JACOB: Not now, Mary. Just wait here and be quiet, the both of you. I want to go and have a word with the boy. (He stiffly gets up and limps over to GEORGE)

  • I'm so glad I'm not a professional writer!

    My MS Word is driving me bonkers!!!

    If I was a pro, I would probably be tearing my flippin' hair out! Cripes!

    It keeps changing margins on me--on it's own, for no good reason! Arrrggh!

    AND, every once in a while, in the middle of a sentence, it wants to force in a capital letter at the beginning of a word--and it often takes about a half-dozen tries before I can convince the dang thing that I really DON'T want a cap letter in there. Damn it! It's really giving me grief.

    The wonky margins thing though--what's with that?

    It's totally messing up my play. Not that it matters, 'cos the play is just for my own pleasure. But, it's also messing up my CV that I'm updating, and that DOES matter, very much so.

    MS Word--the "student" version, never worked well to begin with--even on the one's at school. There's a reason why this is the cheapest version. Microsoft doesn't care about American education much, I guess--just slap US students with a half-arsed programme, and let them muddle through.

    Ah well. Done with the CV for now, think I mess about with the "play." I probably will go back to writing Dr Who fiction come the autumn, but messing about with a quick play, gives me a bit of a change of pace, if nothing else.

    Well, I try to not get too fussy with the play, 'cos it's not like I'm in school or whatever, and have to worry about it being read in public or graded or what-have-you.

    Hope the CV comes out okay though. That wouldn't look good to a prospective employer, having wonky margins, would it?

  • ATTENTION EUROPE: Obama's main supporters having doubts

    In the most recent issue of the liberal newszine, "The Nation," an open letter to presidential hopeful Barack Obama. The letter openly shows the shadow that Ombama's backpedaling and right-leaning views in recent months, has cast upon his core supporters.

    Here is what it says:

    An Open Letter to Barack Obama
    This article appeared in the August 18, 2008 edition of The Nation.

    July 30, 2008

    Dear Senator Obama,

    Progressive supporters of Barack Obama urge him to stand firm on the principles he so compellingly articulated in the primary.

    We write to congratulate you on the tremendous achievements of your campaign for the presidency of the United States.

    Your candidacy has inspired a wave of political enthusiasm like nothing seen in this country for decades. In your speeches, you have sketched out a vision of a better future--in which the United States sheds its warlike stance around the globe and focuses on diplomacy abroad and greater equality and freedom for its citizens at home--that has thrilled voters across the political spectrum. Hundreds of thousands of young people have entered the political process for the first time, African-American voters have rallied behind you, and many of those alienated from politics-as-usual have been re-engaged.

    You stand today at the head of a movement that believes deeply in the change you have claimed as the mantle of your campaign. The millions who attend your rallies, donate to your campaign and visit your website are a powerful testament to this new movement's energy and passion.

    This movement is vital for two reasons: First, it will help assure your victory against John McCain in November. The long night of greed and military adventurism under the Bush Administration, which a McCain administration would continue, cannot be brought to an end a day too soon. An enthusiastic corps of volunteers and organizers will ensure that voters turn out to close the book on the Bush era on election day. Second, having helped bring you the White House, the support of this movement will make possible the changes that have been the platform of your campaign. Only a grassroots base as broad and as energized as the one that is behind you can counteract the forces of money and established power that are a dead weight on those seeking real change in American politics.

    We urge you, then, to listen to the voices of the people who can lift you to the presidency and beyond.

    Since your historic victory in the primary, there have been troubling signs that you are moving away from the core commitments shared by many who have supported your campaign, toward a more cautious and centrist stance--including, most notably, your vote for the FISA legislation granting telecom companies immunity from prosecution for illegal wiretapping, which angered and dismayed so many of your supporters.

    We recognize that compromise is necessary in any democracy. We understand that the pressures brought to bear on those seeking the highest office are intense. But retreating from the stands that have been the signature of your campaign will weaken the movement whose vigorous backing you need in order to win and then deliver the change you have promised.

    Here are key positions you have embraced that we believe are essential to sustaining this movement:

    § Withdrawal from Iraq on a fixed timetable.

    § A response to the current economic crisis that reduces the gap between the rich and the rest of us through a more progressive financial and welfare system; public investment to create jobs and repair the country's collapsing infrastructure; fair trade policies; restoration of the freedom to organize unions; and meaningful government enforcement of labor laws and regulation of industry.

    § Universal healthcare.

    § An environmental policy that transforms the economy by shifting billions of dollars from the consumption of fossil fuels to alternative energy sources, creating millions of green jobs.

    § An end to the regime of torture, abuse of civil liberties and unchecked executive power that has flourished in the Bush era.

    § A commitment to the rights of women, including the right to choose abortion and improved access to abortion and reproductive health services.

    § A commitment to improving conditions in urban communities and ending racial inequality, including disparities in education through reform of the No Child Left Behind Act and other measures.

    § An immigration system that treats humanely those attempting to enter the country and provides a path to citizenship for those already here.

    § Reform of the drug laws that incarcerate hundreds of thousands who need help, not jail.

    § Reform of the political process that reduces the influence of money and corporate lobbyists and amplifies the voices of ordinary people.

    These are the changes we can believe in. In other areas--such as the use of residual forces and mercenary troops in Iraq, the escalation of the US military presence in Afghanistan, the resolution of the Israel-Palestine conflict, and the death penalty--your stated positions have consistently varied from the positions held by many of us, the "friends on the left" you addressed in recent remarks. If you win in November, we will work to support your stands when we agree with you and to challenge them when we don't. We look forward to an ongoing and constructive dialogue with you when you are elected President.

    Stand firm on the principles you have so compellingly articulated, and you may succeed in bringing this country the change you've encouraged us to believe is possible.

    Here is a list of early signatories to this open letter:

    Rocky Anderson

    Moustafa Bayoumi

    Norman Birnbaum Professor Emeritus
    Georgetown University Law Center

    Tim Carpenter
    Progressive Democrats of America

    John Cavanaugh, director
    Institute for Policy Studies

    Juan Cole

    Chuck Collins

    Phil Donahue

    Barbara Ehrenreich

    Tom Engelhardt
    Tomdispatch.com

    Jodie Evans, co-f0under
    CODEPINK: Women for Peace

    Thomas Ferguson

    Bill Fletcher Jr., executive editor,
    BlackCommentator.com

    Eric Foner

    Milton Glaser

    Robert Greenwald

    William Greider

    Jane Hamsher

    Tom Hayden

    Christopher Hayes

    Richard Kim

    Stuart Klawans

    Bill McKibben

    Walter Mosley

    Richard Parker, president
    Americans for Democratic Action

    Gary Phillips
    Writer and activist

    Jon Pincus
    achangeiscoming.net and member of Get FISA Right

    Chip Pitts

    Frances Piven

    Elizabeth Pochoda

    Katha Pollitt

    Marcus Raskin

    Betsy Reed

    Bob Scheer

    Herman Schwartz

    Jonathan Schell

    Gene Seymour

    David Sirota

    Norman Solomon
    Author and Obama delegate to Democratic National Convention

    Mike Stark

    Jean Stein

    Matt Stoller

    Jonathan Tasini

    Zephyr Teachout

    Studs Terkel

    Katrina vanden Heuvel

    Gore Vidal

    David Weir

    Howard Zinn

    The letter urges others to sign it, and if you are an American voter, you may click on the blog link to your right, marked "Liberal US Newszine" to view the letter and add your signiture if you so desire.

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