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Posts archive for: 11 August, 2008
  • Proof: McDonalds is Neo-conservative and Burger King is Liberal

    Proof that McDonalds is Republican, and Burger King is Democrat:

    This video was made in Michagan. A guy dressed in Middle Eastern garb tries to order a Halal burger.

    Watch the McDonald's manager and his assistat, freak out over a having a MUSLIM with a camera in his resturant! Yet the Burger King manager went out of his way to try and help the guy out, by offering him a "soy-burger."

  • Hello

    Hope you all have had a nice day today.

    There's a huge swath of heavy rain and showers moving in from down to our south, about 30 or 40 miles from here, so I better be off to get the cat food, if I want to avoid a good soaking.

    See ya' later.

  • Strange e-mail

    Got a strange e-mail from someone going by the handle of "mkottke," asking me what play I was going to enter into the competition. Mind you, I have no idea what "competition" this person is speaking of. Anyone know this "mkottke?" Is he or she a blogger? I assume he--or she, has me mixed up with someone else. I did enter two plays in competition once--a local competition, and (feeling overly ambitious) the Kennedy Center student competition. But, that was back when I had a bit of new writer's ego, and couldn't see the writing on the wall.

    I have no plans whatsoever for displaying my work, other than on my playwriting blog (that I keep solely as a back up in case my computer crashes and I lose my files), and sometimes on here. I think anyone who has read my plays, would agree that they are very amateurish, and are not in any way, "theatrical" quality. I so cannot vision some actor or director saying, "Wow! I'd love to do this work!" Not gonna' happen in my lifetime, ha-ha.

    If this is your e-mail, I tried to reply but it came back as undeliverable. If you would care to claify your query, please e-mail me again--tho' I think you merely sent it to the wrong person.

  • Meet Doctor Who's New Companions for SERIES 5

    Olga, Larry, and Flossie. They are locked out of the Tardis, and waiting for the Doctor to arrive, little knowing that he's in the Tardis already, hoping they will just quietly take the hint...

  • Morning all,

    Woke a half-hour early and couldn't get back to sleep, so, after lying in bed for a few minutes, I got up and came in here to read the papers on the 'net.

    I'm afraid that I am quite ill, but will hold off seeing the doctor for a few days. With being a "no-call, no show" Saturday ('cos I thought Saturday was Friday, my day off), I very much may not have a job, after today. At best, I may be put on probation...or they may not say anything to me at all--LOL.
    I'm dreading going in today. There's no way I'm admitting to them, that I lost track of the days for three days straight. Especially not to the new head of my department. She's not a bad person--can be pleasant when she allows herself to be, but then, she's very mercurial, and somewhat jittery at times, around people or with her job...to be fair, the woman does have a hugely high-stress position, which might account for her emotional unpredictablity, and her sometimes poor interpersonal communication skills. The woman's highly sensative, and I think, somewhat insecure about her position--or, maybe just insecure--at least, that's the signal I've been getting from her, since I've worked there. Anyway, I'm going in at 10am--new work hours--half-expecting to be pulled into her office and given the boot.

    I'm ill though, there can be no doubt about that. Very weak and shaky again, and in a minor amount of pain. Even if I'm not fired or put on probation, it's going to be a tough hall, this week. I suspect I probably should be in hospital, but without sick pay, and the rest of the electric bill to pay for, there's no way in hell I'm seeing a doctor. I'll just have to be sick and hope for the best.

    I probably could use a couple of weeks off, but we don't get vacations where I work--well, I suppose one could ask, but two weeks without a pay check? Not bloody likely!

    No, I suspect I will get the sack, if not today, then soon. Hell of a way to live, being sick and unemployed---being sick and employed isn't much fun, either.

    It's an overcast gloomy day today, somewhat chilly. But, at least it's not hot or humid out.

    The local paper's big headline is that the city's mayor has just passed away, so that means the acting mayor is now permenently in charge...until the next election, anyhow. The mayor--a former radio producer, was touted as being a very upbeat and optimistic man.

    In other news, a local man was charged with rape and child endangerment, after he forced a woman to have sex with him, while her 4 year old child looked on.

    A local man from Hudson Falls was killed in a motorcycle crash yesterday.

    A reviewer claims the concert by some band called O.A.R., at Saratoga Performing Arts Center, was little changed from their last performance that he'd seen, several years ago.

    And that's literally all of the headlines online, for our local paper--busy newsday...not.

    Well, must try and eat some breakfast. Hope you all have a good day. Cheers.

  • Up an hour later than I'd intended!

    Well, I tried to go to bed early, at half-past 10, but the loudmouth hillbilly neighbours next door, decided to have a knock-down drag out banging, slamming, yelling, screaming fight amongst themselves. Sounds like all three of them--sister, brother and nephew going at it like cats and dogs in heat. Such a high-class building I live in! They should advertise it to those rich New York City people they want to move into Glens Falls as their holiday homes.

    So, spent 45 mintues writing the first few pages of my play.

    Here it is, so far, if anyone's interested--yes, it's rubbish. I'm not just saying that. The last play I posted earlier this week was rubbish, and so is this one. That's what I do for "fun," write rubbish plays--I suck at suduko, and hate crossword puzzles, so I do this, instead.

    Bitter Revenge

    A short one-act PLAY

    SETTING: Los Angles, California, the summer of 1941.

    CAST:

    DANIEL……...A retired police officer, working as a private detective.
    RITA…………Daniel’s fiery ex-girlfriend, whom is presently dating Edgar.
    EDGAR………A formally wealthy nightclub owner, who now tends bar on Skid Row .
    TWO HIRED THUGS

    AT RISE: It is late morning, on a hot August day. As the lights come up, they reveal a sun shining through the blinds, in the spartan surroundings of a private detective’s office. It contains a plain wooden desk and swivel chair, behind which sits a hat stand with a fedora hat and a wide striped tie hanging from it. The only other furnishings in the room, are a straight back chair in front of the desk, a worn sofa, and a dusty filing cabinet. A fan is sitting on the desk, going full out. Daniel is sitting at his desk, with his shirt partly unbuttoned and his suit jacket flung carelessly over the back of his chair. He is holding a glass, morosely contemplating a half-empty bottle of bourbon. There is a knock at the door.

    DANIEL: (Calls out wearily) If you’re a bill collector, beat it! Nobody’s home. If you’re a client, obviously I’m here, so just come in already.

    (RITA enters from stage right, raising an eyebrow at the sight of DANIEL. For just a split second, he seems interested. Then, feigning boredom, he chooses to ignore her, going back to staring at the bottle..)

    Oh, it’s you.

    RITA: Hello Daniel. (She sidles up to the desk, coolly giving DANIEL a demure look.) Long time, no see.

    DANIEL: Not long enough, doll. Not nearly long enough. What do you want, Rita?

    RITA: I see you’re still a smooth talker. I’ll bet the girls at Ciro’s nightclub can’t keep their hands off of you.

    DANIEL: (Squinting up at her.) Something tells me you didn’t come here to discuss my sex life. On the other hand, if you have, I’ve the sofa over there, if you’re in the mood.

    RITA: Still as crude as ever, Danny. You’re never gonna’ change.

    DANIEL. (Lets rip with some flatulence.) Yup. And don’t call me Danny. Makes me feel like a little kid.

    RITA: (Makes a face, and pulls a lollypop out of her purse and holds it out to him.) Here, have this then…Daniel.

    DANIEL: That’s not what I’d like to be suckin’ on, doll.

    RITA: Oh Cripes! How ‘bout you keep it in your trousers for a while, hot-shot? I’m here on business, not (distastefully) pleasure. And don’t call me doll. Makes me feel like some cheap floosy.

    DANIEL: (Finally deciding to pour himself a drink.) You know what they say, sweetheart; if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck—

    RITA: You’d better not finish that sentence with a rhyming word beginning with the letter ‘F’, or I swear you’ll be wearing that booze instead of drinkin’ it.

    (DANIEL appears as if he’s tempted, but then leans back with resignation.)

    DANIEL: So, what are ya’ here for, Rita? Can’t be ‘cause ya’ miss me. Though you have to admit, for a while there, we made a pretty snazzy couple.

    RITA: (Smiles) Yeah, we had our moments, didn’t we? If I hadn’t of caught you with those two young blonds in the back seat of my convertible, we might still be a couple…and don’t give me that same old song and dance about how you were on an all-night stake-out and it got cold, and the top wouldn’t come down, and then these two girl scouts happened along…

    DANIEL: They weren’t girl scouts. And you know that’s not how things happened. I was keeping an eye on them for their father…

    RITA: Child-minding a pair of nineteen year old twins? And if anyone buys that, I have a certain bridge in San Francisco I can sell them! But, that’s not why I’m here. (Leaning her hands on the desk, her look softening.) But, I have missed you, Daniel. How’ve ya’ been?

    DANIEL: Oh, you know, same old, same old. (He smiles faintly) I miss you too, Rita. The nights get kinda’ long and quiet, since you walked outta’ my life.

    RITA: Well, maybe I can help liven things up for you a little. I think I may have some business for you, if you’re interested.

    DANIEL: (Puts down his glass and leans forward.) I’m all ears doll—I mean, Rita. What’s going on?

    RITA: (Sitting down) Daniel, the truth is that when I left you, I thought that I’d never want to be with another man again. But then one night, that all changed.

    DANIEL: What happened?

    RITA: You remember my former room mate, Gladys? Her mother was ill, and Gladys had to work late at the nightclub, so I stayed up with her mom until Gladys could get there, then I took the last trolley home. Well, as I got off the trolley, a man got off with me. He began following me. So, I started running, and then he began chasing me. I just kept running and running—thank goodness I was wearing flats instead of heels! Well, I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, because the next thing I knew, I was in the middle of Skid Row.

    DANIEL: What? Rita, how many times have I told you to take a cab? The streets around there are hideously dangerous at night!

  • David Tennant as a flatuating five year old.

    Yeah, sometimes I think he is.

    Someone e-mailed me another Times review on Hamlet, and in it, the reviewer compares Tennant's performance (at times during the play) to a 5 year old who's overdosed on Sunny Delight.

    (they sell SD in the UK, too? How can anyone drink that stuff? Bleh! I only buy it when I can't afford real OJ)

    Anyway, maybe that's why I'm not physcially attracted to DT. He does remind me of a hyper little kid sometimes, now that I think on it. I don't relate well to hyper people--not to say that I dislike them, nothing like that. They just make me feel...old. Maybe it's 'cos I'm naturally slow, I dunno'.

    Also, I like anyone--man or woman--with a healthy sense of humour. And, this would likely surprise people that think they know me well, but I actually enjoy a bit of clowning around, myself--up to a point. In the end though, I've worked hard to be 47, I didn't get here easily, and I want to act my age--and I want my peers to more or less act their age, as well. Fart jokes are funny--for about 5 minutes. Then, they get a bit...up my nose. Well, boring, really. My appreciation for hyper, childish behaviour and crude humour, lasts for all of about 15 minutes, max.

    I really grew out of the giggling at toilets flushing (a favourite track with us kids on an old Chicago album, was with a toilet flush sound at the end of a song--big hit with us 10 or 11 year olds, I remember spending a winter afternoon at our next door neighbour's playing the track over and over on his record player and giggling ourselves to pieces), and farting/belching...limited lifespan with me. And, I'm enough of an old prude, to think that a gentleman should never fart out loud, in the presence of a lady, if he can at all help it--and that a lady should try and refrain from farting in public. Tennant and his co-stars have joked about his frequent public pre-performance flatuation. He very obviously comes from a different cultural background than mine. Either that, or he needs to start taking some Beano pills.

    I wonder how Patrick Stewart feels, about getting to hear--and smell, a Scottish bum trumpet before each performance. I dunno', maybe that's some kind of weird British actor's ritual I've never heard of?

    Not that that nonsense takes away from my appreciation of his talent. He'd have to do something a lot worse than fart, or be too hyper (and thank God he doesn't do crack--can you imagine what he'd be like then?)...no, he's no Derek Jacobi--or even a Patrick Stewart, but he's really got such an awesome range--and perhaps, in ten or twenty years, he'll mellow out a bit, and that maturity will make him one of the greatest actors to hit the modern British stage.

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