someone sent me links to some "love-match" quizzes--not sure what part of "old maid" she doesn't get, but I'm bored and I need something to do while I wait for my macaroni to cook for my pasta salad.

Yes, my infection's back, more anitbiotics on the way. The day hasn't been a total loss though. I was standing outside talking to my hillbilly neighbour..."Oh, my sister's son isn't doing heroin, just the mild stuff." Oh, good, for a minute I was afraid that he was doing drugs...

Anyway, as I was saying, the day's not a total loss, 'cos as I was standing there, who should come nipping 'round the corner but the ding-a-ling ice cream van! Whoo-hoo! One ice-cream sandwich for Nancy, coming up! Livin' the high life! :))

So, three quick quizzes sent to me:

Who's Your Celebrity Love Match?

The Boy Next Door: Matt Damon

When it comes to love, you're looking for a man with "white picket fence" potential: the guy who will compliment your mom, helps clean the dishes and could melt the polar ice caps with his smile. He's not always perfect and can be a tad too predictable at times, but you'll love the fact that he's got a dependable job, coaches the kids on the weekends and still finds time to let you know how much he loves you. He's more "apple pie" than "devil's food cake" -- but that means the last thing he'll want to do is break your heart.

Apparently I have very high standards and didn't even know it! No wonder I never could get a guy. :))

Only...who's "Matt Damon?"

QUIZ 2. (a meme)

IF YOU COULD DATE A SUPERHERO, WHO WOULD THAT BE?

Spiderman--I mean, all those things he can do with his arms and legs...not to mention the mask...kinky, very kinky. :>>

IF YOU COULD BE ADOPTED BY ANY CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

After giving that one some thought, I'd probably say John Barrowman--I mean, he lives in the UK, I wouldn't have to worry about him hitting on me, he's got three dogs, I got three cats, he's got a sense of humour, seems open-minded...okay, the guy's a tad immature, and I'd probably be more of the adult in the "family," but....

YOUR IDEAL DATE: BREAKFAST AND A WALK ON THE BEACH, PICNIC AND A BOAT RIDE, ROMANTIC DINNER AND CINEMA, OR CLUBBING AND A LATE DINNER AT HIS/YOUR PLACE?

Picnic and boat ride (done the dinner/cinema thing and it's a real drag if your date and/or the film is dull, I'm not crazy about sand, and nightclubs give me a headache--and I actually do like picnics and boats)

CELEBRITY YOU'D MOST LIKE TO KISS?

Pierce Brosnon

CELEBRITY YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MARRY?

I don't see myself as marriagable, so I'll pass on this one.

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you are...

The Window Shopper--Random Gentle Love Dreamer

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad.

What a bunch of horse-pucky!

I have NEVER "obsessed" over a guy in my entire life! Where'd they get that from? For one thing, I've never even dated the same guy, more than 3 or 4 times. Daft, just plain daft.

I've never had a "happy relationship" in my entire life. I've never had a relationship, period! A fair amount of "love experience?" I'm a flippin' old maid--never even been snogged on the lips!

Don't take this quiz, it's rubbish.