Now I get a LOT a stupid spam mail, all of it deleted without so much as a first glance--but this one...well, here's what greeted me, this afternoon:
Nancy! Get a bigger copulation organ today!
A bigger what?
Do you mean a PENIS by any chance?
Well, either this spammer is inordinately stupid, or...I've been abducted by aliens and given a sex-change operation with me knowing it.
