Erma kept wondering why her underwear smelled like dog pee...
Mr. Plock, the elementary school's sex education teacher, decided that the kid's needed a little field trip...
Chinese government officials jealous of the success of the Harry Potter films, have developed their own version of the films, featuring two precocious Red Army cadets using Communist approved magic, to save the world from the evil Western Capitalist Sorcerer, known only as "W".
