
Oh dear. I just got a fan-girl quiz in my in-box, from someone I don't even know.
Hmmmm--is someone out there trying to tell me something?
For pity's sake girls, look at me! 
I'm a flippin' old maid!
Do I look like someone who has celebrity fantasies? (Don't answer that, that was strictly a rhetorical question.) 
Honestly fan-girls, I really don't...oh, what's the use. They think every female fan wants to get into the man's red ladies underpants.
Okay, "Linda C.," you win. Might as well get this over with, ey? David Tennant is apparently the cross I must bear, today. 
The David Tennant Quiz, as e-mailed to me by someone named "Linda C.":
1. When's the first time you watched David? (I assumed she means on stage, screen or tele, and not as a stalker...but, you never know...)
Um, mid-July of 2006, when someone sent me the Christmas Invasion episode.
2. How many pictures do you have of David?
A sum total of one. A personally autographed post-card that a young acquaintance from the Scottish highlands very kindly got for me.
3. Do you have David on your screensaver and/or wall paper on your computer or mobile? My computer wallpaper is the Tardis, but yeah, because he's Doctor Who, I do have shots of him as the Doctor, on my Doctor Who computer screensaver.
4. Have you ever met David.
Nope. Never met Mr. Tennant, and probably never will.
5. If not, do you plan on trying to meet him?
No, not really. I suppose it would be nice, perhaps, but I have no way to get to the UK, and I don't think he's in any rush to come to America.
6. On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate yourself as a David Tennant fan?
Tough question. As a fan, I'd say a 9. As a fan-girl, more like a -1 (sorry).
7. Have you ever bought something or watched, or listened to something, because David said that he likes it?
To be perfectly honest, I am really not sure what David Tennant likes or dislikes--tho' I remember hearing that we both like the proclaimers. But, no. I've never even considered doing something like that.
8. Have you ever dreamed of snogging David?
That would be a no. I've never snogged anyone, actually, tho' I've read where an actress claimed he was good kisser--how would I know?
9. Do you want to shag David?
NO, NO, and, just to be perfectly clear, NO.
10. If you could meet David, what would you say to him?
Erm--beats me. "Hello?" "Nice to meet you?" "I think that you're a wonderful actor, Mr. Tennant?"
11. Have you ever written any fantasy stories about David?
Again, big NO. Fan fiction about his Doctor, yes, loads of it, but no Who-porn.
I really hate Who-porn. Although...there was this one bit of fan-fic that I read on the Teaspoon site once, with his Doctor and Rose, involving bondage and a cucumber, and more orgasims than one would think was humanly possible...let's just say it was so graphic, that I nearly went blind and my computer monitor started to smoke. 
12. What would your fantasy date with David be?
I don't have fantasies about dating David. Ever.
I also swore of dating for life, back in '97 (one bad date too many). But, I suppose, if I HAD to date him, the standard coffee and conversation would suffice for me....not that someone like him, would ever even look twice, at someone like me.
13. Have you ever written David?
yeah, once sent the bloke a birthday card, on a whim.
14. Have you ever sent David a gift?
A naf tee shirt from Wal-Marts that he's probably using to polish his car with.
Thank heaven's that's over. Can I go back to my lunch now, before I throw up?