
DAVID: "Did you see Steven Moffat's face, when I told him that porta-loo was the new Tardis?"
CATHERINE: "Yeah, good one David. Did you see his look when he came face-to-face with that burly construction worker's willie? I loved it when you yelled, TRICK OR TREAT?"
This post is purely for entertainment purposes, and is purely fictional.



prydwen
If the TARDIS was now a portaloo would the Doctors first adversary be The Klingons?