Just noticed an advert on my blog's homepage, that read, "Beautiful, sexy nylon legs." Okay, is that just bad grammar, or are they offering to replace my aging legs with a sexier nylon pair?

Oh, I'd be the envy of my office walking in with a new pair of sexy nylon legs...although, being an old tree-hugger, I prefer cotton, myself. :)

Well, you can get silicon boobs, and plastic hips, so why not nylon legs?