Hi,

Just got off work.

My job as a telemarketer can be boring, it can be frustrating, it can be depressing and also make you feel like dirt. It can also be rewarding, sometimes, and, it can even be funny.

Just the names can be a source for a chuckle. For instance, in the past few weeks I've rung up two men, one named Mr. Braah, and one named Mr. Nipple. Oh, and a Mrs. Shite...I kid you not.

Today, I rang up someone in the deep South--the very deep South..and was told that she was busy home-schooling her grandkids.

I"m sorry, but in my mind, I heard the following conversation:

"Now chilll-dren, the LORD created the Earth in 7 days, and, he created us. His representitives on Earth are Jesus and George W. Bush. And that's all you'all need to know. Now go and eat your grits."