Ah yes, nothing stands for the pride of being the leader of the free world, like a big, wet fart.
Animal House in the West Wing
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.
Somehow I don't think, when he helped to create this office, that this is quite what George Washington had in mind. Our founding fathers must be rolling over in their respective graves, and Laura Bush is truly a chav, if she puts up with this sort of behaviour from her hubby.
"Sorry yer majesty, I didn't mean to cut the cheese in yer face, there, he-he."


