In light of recent budgetary problems, and also due to the fact that star David Tennant is temporarily leaving the show next year, the BBC has plans to tape an episode, showing the Doctor only from the knees down--thereby allowing a very skinny-legged eastern European extra, named Icant Ackt, to step into the role.
David Tennant has agreed to do the voice over for the story, to be recorded while he is in the loo, during intermissions of Hamlet.
The budget will also be cut for the writers of the show, with this episode said to be written by a member of the studio's cleaning staff. The story is to feature the Doctor dealing with an invasion of ants in the tardis's larder.
Here we see a photo of Icant Ackt as the Doctor, in the process of stepping on a ant walking across his bedroom carpet, while David Tennat is saying his trademark line, "No second chances!"




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