I have to totally re-do this post, because flippin' Blog.co.uk LOST the previous one--no idea where it went. This blog site is going to the blinking dogs, today!

"Arrrgh! I had to wait ten years to get a dental appointment, just to clean these teeth, and now you say my appointment's been rescheduled for 2015?"

"No Graham, that's erm--not my sonic screwdriver in there..."

"Hair gel, super glue...they both looked the same to me..."
