Ten more:
1. A day without sunshine--is cloudy.
2. The fastest way to double your money: fold it in half and put it in your wallet.
3. 100,000 sperm, and they got you?
4. I don't want shampoo--I want real poo!
5. Death is hereditary, you know.
6. George Bush stopped to think...and forgot to start again.
7. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
8. If a Smurf is choking to death, what colour does it turn?
9. Join the army: Meet interesting new people--then kill them all.
