Well folks, I have story #69 to write, and a post to put on my Dusty's Dr Who Fan Fic blog, and then...off to bed I go.

Stormy night, here. Lost power at work, couple of times--and lights flickering here, so wrapping it up, soon. I got soaked coming home--we were staring out the windows of our building, at the storm, early this evening. Everyone in the office jumped at least once--all these big whopping bolts of lightning, cloud-to-ground...quite a show, let me tell you. I'm not a big fan of lightning, mind, having been mildly shocked by a bolt, years ago...not a fun experience, even tho' I was relatively unharmed by it.

So, a few one-liners I found on the internet, to end the night with (if you have others, chime right in, don't be shy)

1. If a number 2 pencil is the top seller at the stationer's, why is it still #2?

2. Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

3. Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

4. Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

5. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

6. got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

7. George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

8. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

9. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

10. I sometimes feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.