A Senator from Idaho was arrested recently for misconduct at a Minnesota airport.
Apparently, he was suspected of "lewd conduct" while in the men's room. This same senator has been accused in the past, of having a homosexual affair, which the married senator hotly denied--his closet door, it seems, is firmly closed.
Apparently, a airport police officer was...erm..doing his business in the stall next to the senator, when he noticed the senator "tapping his foot." It seems, that foot-tapping in a men's room stall, is "code" for wanting sex (with the person in the next stall).
(She raises her eyebrow) Ey???
Well...you learn new things everyday. The lesson: If you're a straight guy? Don't wear tap shoes in a men's room.


