Hey, I must be doing something right--just Googled "Accord Hospice"...and I'm listed in the number 6 spot on Google's search engine--Hey, I made it to Google's top ten, when it comes to accord! Not bad for only 9 days on in this fund raiser--and I couldn't have gotten there without the help of my blog friends.

So, just got home from work, about half-past ten. Shoved one of those $2 Dinty Moore's roast beef and mashed ready meals in the microwave, along with some frozen peas, had a quick supper, and now..here I am.

I'm sooo--tired! I was stumbling over my scripts tonight. Only two sales all day, not good. They don't pay me to not make sales. Oh well. Got some oddballs, as usual:

ME: "Hello, may I please speak to Harold?"

WOMAN: "No."

ME: "Well, Is there a good time I can reach him?"

WOMAN: "He ain't here now."

ME: (thinking--"Okaay, then, gonna' be one of those calls) "Is Mr. _______ still living at this address? I'm calling from his _________club."

WOMAN: "He don't get that no more."

ME: "Oh. May I ask, was there a problem with his membership, do you know?"

WOMAN: "No. He died."

And that, folks, is a conversation with your typical "average" American. Any wonder why I long to flee from my country?