"Oh sure, it's the end of the world--but, fortunately, it so happens we can get you a great deal on some recently vacated rent to own houses..."
"Alright, John--stop rubbing it in. Okay, your screwdriver is very large--but my...erm...nickname, is much bigger than yours!"
"What I never told you, Martha, is that all us Time Lords are completely bonkers. Our national anthem is the theme from I Love Lucy."
