"There's something I want to ask you...have you ever played, 'find the sausage?'"

So, I see that David Tennant dances in this latest series. Rather nicely, if the photo is anything to go by. Certainly better than I. I was born with two left feet, you see..very hard to find shoes, in the stores, have to sneak in and take out a lefty from a pair of shoe boxes. Hopefully there's someone out there with two right feet...

Anyway, never really was much of a dancer. Just a rather shoddy box step (that mum taught me at age 17, in our kitchen), the Virginia Reel (learned in gym class) and disco (learned watching John Travolta).

When I went to emergency with my bad foot, last time, after the second round of X-Rays, I asked the nurse, "Will I ever dance again?" She said, in a cautionary voice, "Too soon to tell, but probably not." "Good," I said, "'cause I never could dance anyway."

America's toes are safe at last. :))