Tommorow: back to work. 12 days of calling genuine rednecks, snarky yuppie wives, mean southern women, uptight golf guys (why do males think golfing makes them superior to everyone else on the planet? Did Hitler and Stalin play golf? If not, they missed their calling.) , screaming, hysterical people who can't simply say, "sorry wrong number," or, "Please don't call here."
But talking to the rednecks--the cliche that the guys are dumb and the women mean--ain't all that much off from the gosh-honest truth. Oh yeah. Very accurate, really. I HATE calling Texas women! Man, they must be fed on rattlesnake venom and sour lemon juice when they are children. Mean-natured doesn't begin to cover it. Oh, some other southern women are mean, too--but Texas women--yuck. Wish the Mexicans would take back Texas, the USA would be a lot better place, I swear.
REDNECKS ON PARADE:
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