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    David Tennant's Knickers and Attack of the Fan Girls

    I've actually read this back last summer, and other than it raising an eyebrow, I pretty much forgot about it--until tonight, when someone e-mailed me about it. I do love getting e-mails from both my real friends, and Dr Who fans and horse fanatics, but really, sometimes, I get some rather odd messages from people I hardly know, or don't know at all.

    So, I have another site I go on--don't really blog or anything, but I do often leave short comments and observations. One of the pages on this site, being devoted exclusively to Doctor Who. And sometimes, I get e-mails commenting on stuff, or with links to Dr Who interviews, stuff of that sort.

    So, anyway, seems back last summer, our Mr. Tennnat attended something called the V Festival, over there in the UK, as did, I'm told, young Ms. Piper--who I'm also told may be on the cusp of re-marriage (best wishes to her, if true) and she, I'm also told, may even be in the good ol' 'family way.'--(Again, congratulations to her, if true.)

    Anyway, one of the event-goer's, named "Sarah," claims to have glimpsed Tennant wearing "red lacy" ladies knickers. Hmmm---kinky. Maybe he had too much to drink the night before, and grabbed his girlfrined's panties by mistake--he is a rather skinny bloke? So, it seems that some radio DJ talked about this on air, one morning.

    And an incensed and sleepy Tennant rang the DJ up, saying (don't know if this is truly verbatum, by the way, this is just what someone e-mailed me tonight):

    "They were Calvin Kleins, I swear to you! I'm staring at them right now. Okay, granted they have a little red border around the top, but I can promise you they are neither lacy nor womanly. They are MAN PANTS."

    "MAN PANTS????" Is that what they call them in Scotland, now? :)) :))

    Ah, that just cracked me up--and boy, did I need a laugh, tonight. I'm told--I was going to put this in a separate blog, btw, but I'm slipping it in here--I'm told I may never walk right again.

    I haven't wanted to even think about it, these last couple of days--but now I've come to grips with the doc's assessment. We're in a wait and see mode--my insurance isn't very good, so I get the bottom-of-the-rubbish-heap medical treatment: the doc looks at it--presses down hard on the really sore bits, just to be sure, you know--glances at my numerous X-Rays and makes his pronouncement. No fancy scans, or surgeries for poor fat, ugly chavs like me--rubbish bin patients, that's what we are. Sorry. Yes, I'm just a tad bitter, still. Don't worry, I'll get over it.

    I'm not tetchy and grumpy, like I was, about three weeks ago, when the foot pain was near-unbearable, I was on two crutches--a real discomfort at my age-- AND I had to walk about in the snow and slush wearing an open-toed shoe and no socks (the entire foot was so badly bruised, socks weren't an option)But for now...I'm certainly better, somewhat, but, truth to tell, I'm not exactly feeling perky tonight, either.

    Yeah, the giggle came in handy--and all thanks to David Tennant's "man pants." I seriously needed that.

    So, moving on, oh lovin' it--gag me--got yet another message about me making jokes about Tennant. This fangirl--I dunno', couldn't really figure out her message too well--young people now almost exclusively write in "text speak." Problem is, I don't own a mobile, an IPOd--or whatever the hell you do this "text speak" stuff on. Heck, I've only seen an IPod once in my whole life--and only owned a mobile for a month or two, back when mum was dying/died, when I needed the darn thing for a reason. My phone only rings a few times a month--can't see the point of getting a mobile, in all honesty.

    But parents--here's a genuine tip: Don't let your kids use text speak in any other capacity then what it's intended for--when they write it on blogs, or e-mails or whatever, they genuinely look like uneducated idiots. Is that what you want the world to think of your child? Seriously--make 'em stop, before they grow up not knowing how to communicate with the outside world in an intelligent manner. Unless, of course, you don't care, and want people to think your kid, who may actually be smart--is purely daft.

    Anyway, this girl? She rambled on--from what I could translate--chiding me about making fun of David--I'm not, by the way, really. I'm just finding some humor in his photos and situations, and it has never been intended to be negative, in any way, shape or form...which concerns me, because with this being the second such e-mail this week, I hope that I'm not giving the wrong vibes out, with my small jokes. I need my humor, the way a drug addict needs his "fix." And, I just try to find a small laugh, wherever I can--but I'd honestly be appalled, if it was perceived to be at another's expense. That's certainly NMS--not my style.

    So, after chiding me, this young David Tennant drooler, went on about how "fit" and what a "hottie" David Tennant is.

    Huh? Come again? Are we talking about the same guy here? Wow. Kids today have really changed. Either that, or standards for "hotties" (in my teen years, we called them "hunks") in the UK are very much different than here in the states. Well, you be the judge, ey? Here's DT with his shirt off:

    And here's who, in my youth, I considered "hot:" (The guy on the left)

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    • (Visitor)
    • 03/05/2007 @ 16:14:16

    That is bad news Playwrite. How exactly is your leg affected? Will you have a limp ?

    I bet you explained this in a later post - sorry.

    • No, there's really no other posts about it. I really didn't talk about it. Not much to say. Yes, I will always limp a little--mostly tho', the foot will be very weak, and not support my weight properly, as it should. Walking may always be, from now on, a little painful, and certainly more difficult--the doctor didn't elaborate too well--he's a "get 'em in, get 'em out" kind of doctor. But, there's a greatly increased chance of further injuries, and the foot will be permanently mis-shapen, and possibly I may lose some feeling in it, from nerve damage.

      I'm sure there's more, but the doc didn't elaborate too well, and I was too upset to ask, at the time. I'm not upset now, just accepting it. Not much else I can do, is there?

        • (Visitor)
        • 04/05/2007 @ 07:21:21

        Well I'm very sorry to hear this. Means you will always feel a bit vulnerable about your foot/leg, and that you will have to take special care of that side of your body.

        Definitly not good news for you! I know our body's do deteriorate as we become older and I certainly am slowly going down the pan!

        One has to just get on with it and adjust and survive. It's a bu..er, I know.

        Look after yourself - thanks for keeping up with all me comments, bit like having a long-distance sister!

        Ciao! wifey - x

    • Lisa (Visitor)
    • 08/04/2008 @ 11:29:10

    I don't see how anyone could of taken the first part of your blog, in the wrong way. It was made so obvious that it is there to inform and make other laugh.
    the first part is true, about David ringing up the station and even saying that the woman on the radio can even come around if she doesn't believe him. I should hope that David goes to the V Festival this year, I'll be there :) I'll update you if he is.
    also...David is much more attractive (minus the beard) than the guy on the bottom is he not?

    hope you understand this i'm pretty young aswell(16), but I shall never speak like this: omg'z lyk aint he jus so fit doh.

    x

    • Hi,

      Thanks for visiting my blog.

      I'm glad you are such a fan of Mr. Tennant's. He seems like a really great guy.

      Actually, I'm a fan of his only in regards to his acting, and himself...no offense to you or David, but at age 47, I just am not at all physically attracted to him. Plus, of course, I know virtually nothing about him or his personal interests--and rightly so, I suppose, and at my age, that attracts me more to a guy, than his looks.

      The guy on the bottom left, Parker Stevenson, was one of my "teenage hearthrobs," back when I was your age, around 1976/77. He later was in Baywatch, but by then, I was more than ten years older, and didn't go in for Baywatch at all.

    • Shelby (Visitor)
    • 29/08/2008 @ 04:57:20

    I LOVE DAVID TENNANT HE IS SOOOO HOT!
    Hello my name is Shelby. i am 12. i live in Australia!
    I LOVE YOU DT (DAVID TENNANT)
    wanna kiss ya!
    love,
    Shelby

    • Good for you, but instead of bothering playwrite with stupid comments when DAVID DOESN'T READ THIS BLOG, why don't you go to the real doctor, get yourself some medicine for your silly brain, or maybe you should stop taking happy pills? 12 year olds should be playing with barbies, not fantasising over 36 year old blokes with bad hair.

    • Hello Shelby, welcome to my blog. I live in northern New York state.

      I think Tennant's a lovely actor and he seems to be and intelligent and thoughtful man, so I suppose I can see why so many of his fans love him so much. I'm sure Mr. Tennant appreciates that.

      Playwrite27

    • no comment (Visitor)
    • 21/09/2008 @ 06:05:37

    David tennant's barely got a personal life and you are here commenting his knickers? Gosh leave the man some privacy

    • I personally, could care a fig about either Tennant's private or personal life, I am a fan, yes, but--and I am REALLY tired of saying this, I am NOT a fan girl! I think the man is nearly as good as Derek Jacobi, and as for his looks, he just looks like an average guy to me, and as for any interest I may have in his personal life--well, the man's world that he lives in, is so far removed from my own reality, that Tennant might as well really be an alien from another planet!

      99% of my DT related posts on my blog, are JOKES, QUIPS, SPOOFS, JESTS....You perhaps, may have heard of these things, yes?

      Here is a post written yesterday, just for kids like yourself:

      Finally! Some Help for David Tennant Fan-girls!

      by playwrite27 @ 20/09/2008 – 07:51:49

      Young girls suffering from a disease called "Davidtennantitis," can now look forward to some help, for their over-enthusiasm.

      Some signs of Davidtennantitis, are: being rude to people who even dare to say they are not sexually attracted to the actor, not understanding the difference between a humourous quip or jokes about the actor and a serious discussion, repeatedly Googleing for information about his nudity, his hairstyle, his e-mail address, his home address, his sexual preferences, his girlfriend, what he likes to eat, his penis, and what hotels the actor may be using.

      But, now, a concerned third party has step in, a behavioural therapist--and instructor in basic manners, has offered his services for free, to DT fan-girls across the globe. Therapist David Haits-Katz, of Kennsington, in London, has said that he will start booking sessions beginning on first October.

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