There's a game on a certain website: "What's in Yer Sporan, David Tennant?"
There's been some...uh...interesting, answers.
I rather like, "A little Rose doll, because I like to keep her close to my...erm..."
And, "My pipes--fancy a blow?" And, "Freema's lacy red knickers..oh wait, I'm wearin' those."
Although one person chimed in and said his sporan wss "too low." Hmmm--David "Teninch" indeed, ey? Tho' I'm told, that the true Scots with the "big bhoys" wear their sporans to the side--umm--TMI--too much information! 
