The local bull
The local pro-rodeo, Painted Pony Rodeo, does night rodeos every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night, July and August. They advertise, by dragging a trailer around area towns and here in the city--on the trailer is an enormous (as in bigger than a VW and a Skoda put together) anatomically correct Hereford bull--I mean it's huge! (Picutred above) It's got adverts for the rodeo written all over it--including on it's arse. On it's enormous arse are the words "PRO" on one "cheek" and "RODEO" on the other.
I know this, because I've been stuck behind it in traffic, more than once. You haven't lived 'till you've had to stare at an big bull's arse--staring right up his big ol' balls, for 10 minutes on a hot summer's day.
http://www.paintedponyrodeo.com/
But one event you WON'T find at our local rodeo's: Goat dressing.
Yup, only gay rodeo would come up with this one--tho' I gotta' admit, I rather like the idea--something I'd have a go at--but them, I'm not "normal."
The idea is for a team of two cowboys--or cowgirls--to grab a goat and put a set of Y-fronts (we call them BVD's, here) on them--and beat the clock.
Here's a video from the Los Angles, California gay rodeo last year:
