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  • Another Dr Who Story (sorry)

    Afraid my creative juices just aren't flowing today. Seems I've caught that virus that's been going 'round the office, in the last week or so. Not deathly ill, thankfully, just pretty much, "bleh," that's all.

    In light of that, I'm posting "filler" in my blog today: chapter one of another fan fiction short story I wrote, last summer. It's not my best, and even the title is lame. It's, I think, just about the last completed short story I've written--think it was done late August or very early September. And it's rubbish. Sorry.

    DOCTOR WHO: The Body Snatchers

    CHAPTER ONE: Picnic

    The woman in black was seated in the pew of a small stone chapel, weeping like her heart was breaking--and it was. The Vicar was beside her, doing his best to console her. “Oh vicar,” she wept, “’e were so young, my Tom. And now my Ned as well…both in a fortnight. What am I to do, how shall I go on without my ‘usband and son? It ain’t fair! To have ‘em both die that way, bodies torn asunder…” As the gruesome memory took hold of her, she began wailing anew.

    The kindly old man with the gentle grey eyes sighed heavily. He rose and helped the woman to her feet. “There, there, Mrs. Patterson. You musn’t take on so. Just think, your husband and young Ned are in a kinder, gentler place now. No worries for them, just the everlasting peace of eternity. Come with me, now. I’ve something to show you that will ease your bereavement and give you blessed peace.”

    Whispering more consoling words, he led her into a curtained off alcove. Holding the curtain aside, he smiled, “I think you are about to see things in a whole new light, Mrs. Patterson.” She walked through the heavy curtain. After a moment of silence, a bright green light illuminated the dimness of the chapel, followed by the echoing of a hideous scream. The Vicar smiled with satisfaction. “There, what did I tell you? No more worries, Mrs. Patterson.”

    The Doctor and Martha had just had a narrow escape, and the Doctor thought that a pleasant little picnic excursion--preferably to a quieter time period--was in order. The Doctor ran round the console, pushing buttons frantically. “What we need, Martha, is a little tranquility, eh?” He looked up at her, giving her a manic grin. Martha looked at him skeptically. “You said Peking in 2207 would be a “nice little side trip. A calm and peaceful city, good food, great entertainment”…yeah. It was very entertaining. And I’m still hungry.”

    The Doctor shrugged and scratched his head. “Well…it was nice--for a few minutes, anyway.” Martha scowled at him. “I almost got trampled by a dozen panicking androids and a firebreathing mechanical dragon!” The Doctor gave a slightly apologetic smile. “I’d forgotten about the riots. Not a good idea, on the government’s part, replacing all those workers with androids. You humans are a busy lot…always needing to do something with yourselves. The Loo Sin government thought that by giving the people all the food and recreation they wanted, they’d be happy. They’d never reckoned with the negative effects of extreme boredom.” He turned and stabbed a button with his finger, as excited as a child on his birthday. “There! Let’s go have lunch, shall we?”

    Martha emerged from the Tardis corridor carrying a picnic basket and a bottle of wine she’d rummaged from the Tardis’ wine cellar. “So Doctor, where’re we off to, now?” The Doctor looked up from the console and gave her a lopsided grin. “Paris, along the banks of the Seine. It’s early May, in the year 1890.” Noticing the wine, he added “I hope you picked a good vintage.” Wrinkling his nose he sniffed the basket. “Mind you, I’m not so sure about the vintage of that cheese.” He strode over and opened the Tardis door.

    Martha stood behind him, peering over his shoulder. It was a dismal, overcast and misty day. “Doctor, don’t you get a weather forecast in this thing?” She asked, indicating the Tardis with a nod of her head. The Doctor merely shrugged lamely. “Well…picnic in the rain…where’s your sense of adventure, eh?” He grinned and nudged her.

    She looked around. They were parked under a tall pine tree. That’s when she noticed the headstones. Martha looked at the Doctor and raised an eyebrow. “A picnic in a cemetery? In the rain? You’ve got to be joking!” The Doctor tried gamely to hide his puzzlement. “Well, some people do, you know. I mean, it’s pleasant…lots of trees and birds…very peaceful. Just the sort of place for a quiet picnic.” Martha snorted. “We’re picnicking in a Parisian cemetery, in the rain? I have to hand it to you, Doctor, you sure to know how to show a girl a good time.”

    The Doctor looked about him critically. He noticed some of the wording on the headstones, and it came to him suddenly just where they’d landed. “Actually,” he said a bit lamely, “it’s not Paris. And it’s not May.” He ducked back into the Tardis and checked a reading, his face changing between puzzlement and curiosity. He shrugged into his long coat and grabbed an umbrella for Martha, saying with a big smile “But the year is right, it is 1890.” She just stood there in the doorway, shaking her head at him. Heaving a big sigh, she asked “Okay, so…where are we then?”

    Standing under the pine tree holding a green and navy tartan umbrella, the Doctor looked up at the lowering grey sky. “It’s Cathays Cemetery, near Cardiff.” Martha said nothing, but the look on her face spoke volumes. Just then, she spied a tall cadaverous figure in a long-tailed black frock coat standing by a headstone, staring at her. “Who’s that?” She looked at the Doctor. “Who’s what?” He asked absently. She looked towards the field where she’d seen the man. He was gone. Vanished into thin air. The hairs on the back of her neck started crawling.

  • The best laid plans...and, birdwatching

    Ah well...had a mess of chores to do, today, even woke early to get an early start...yeah. Seems my body had other plans. Around 10, started to get massive stomach cramps, then, the race to the ol' loo began. (Huge sigh.) Still have to do the post office thing, today, before work, to get the rent cheque sent off. Thankfully, the other day, I washed out some extra work duds in the kitchen sink...bit wrinkled, so I'll still have some ironing to do, today.

    I've not done laundry for nearly 3 weeks, since my accident. My laundry pile has got to be 4 feet high, at least--and to make matters worse, while I had my head in the closet sorting, little Flame got in there, and tipped stuff over, and she promptly got buried--I had to scramble to pull everything--dirtys, empty boxes, extra linens and quilt--everything, out of the closet onto my bedroom floor, to rescue her--and then, she has the gall to be all miffed at ME! She stalked off under the dresser and wouldn't come near me for half an hour! Cats! Ha!

    Boots is all agitated today...he's so frustrated, poor baby. So many birds out there, and he can't get at 'em! He keeps coming up to me and complaining about it. One sits right on the bare vine attached to the front window--like 2 inches from the glass, and the cats are like--"damn! So close yet so far!" :))

    Sadly, I seem to have lost my long-time nature "bible" (Handbook to North American Wildlife), that I've owned since I was about 13 or 14 years old. I'm so sad about that...it must have gotten lost in the last move. I'm honestly devastated! I could look up what birds these are--think they're finches--but with my failing eyesight, they could be female cardinals, for all I can tell. I used to birdwatch a lot, as a teen--in my old hometown we had dozens and dozens of birds and some raptors, as well--everything Chickadees to Great Blue Herons. We used to have an enormous Pileated Woodpecker out back, used to hang out in a long-dead elm tree. Man, those things sure make a racket when they start hammering a dead tree trunk with their bills. Like a bloomin' machine gun!

    Awww--two birds are setting' there on a branch, grooming each other, how sweet is that? He-he, looks almost like they're making out--get a room, kids! :)

    I heard my first Whipoorwill, in the summer of 2005, but strangely enough, I've never seen or heard the state bird, the Bluebird. Odd, that.

  • Dream Sequence

    I've been having some massively odd dreams of late. Last night, I also had a terrible nightmare, in the middle of an otherwise benevolent dream.

    In one dream, earlier this week, I was with my archeology professor, and we were on the dock of some port somewhere, checking out this Egyptian mummy's sarcophogus (or however one spells that).

    I dreamed I was in the woods, digging up treasure.

    Recently, I dreamed that I had taken over a small old-fashioned diner--tho' I was in my dream completely broke--and the lady in charge was making all kinds of pastries, and all they wanted to serve was pastries and sandwiches, to a bunch of elderly people. That was really an odd dream--I seldom eat pastries. I prefer Starbucks ice cream, myself. :))

    I had a horrible nightmare, where--out of nowhere in the middle of a perfectly benign dream, suddenly, mum appeared--we were walking down a rutted country track--when I tornado popped up in front of us--on a sunny day! Stranger still, in the dream--tho' we were in the middle of nowhere in the country--and my aunt's house was supposedly just down the way (tho' it couldn't be seen in the dream)--but the tornado was between us and safety--so I dived into a hollow--- a hollow made of grass, like a hole in the earth--and mum dived in after me--and the tornado was on top of us, you could hear it screaming, and the grass was all bent down, and we were yelling and grabbing the earth, but the tornado was sucking us in...woke up in a cold sweat, and couldn't sleep again for nearly a half hour, after---had this terrible premonition that something truly horrible is going to happen to me, sometime soon--very, very disturbing dream.

    Shortly before the tornado dream, I dreamed I was in some school auditorium, watching a concert--sort of like the old Lawrence Welk show--a bunch of namby-pamby fluffly/frilly girls on stage, singing campy old songs.

    Honestly, I'd be happy if I never had dreams at night. Got enough weirdness and bad vibes in my life, personally speaking.

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