well, to make myself get up and boogie today, I tried thinking of my favourite Dr Who jokes and lines from the show.
Having discovered that Davros, using protein derived from dead bodies on his Funeral Planet, is supplying food to a starving galaxy)
The Doctor: Didn't you bother to tell them that they might be eating their relatives?/ Davros: That might create what I believe is called 'Consumer Resistance.'
Q:
What goes bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud?
A:
A Time Lord committing suicide.
EVIL ALIEN (TO THE DOCTOR) "Who are you?"
DR: "That's right."
EA: What's right?
DR: No, 'Who's right."
EA: Who's right?
DR: Yes. Precisely.
EA: What?
DR; Who!
EA: I asked you who you are!
DR: Yes, I believe we've covered that already.
EA: Covered What?
DR: No, it's 'Who'. Who! I'm not Dr. Watt!
EA: Doctor What?
DR: Doctor Who!!! Oh hell, where's K-9?
K-9: I am here, mas-ter.
EA: Who's K-9???
DR: Oh let's not go there. K-9? Zap him for me, will you? There's a good dog.
K-9: *ZAP!*
DR: No second chances.
