So, one of the clubs I sell memberships to, is a gardening club. This month's big prize. A whopping big bag of Cockadoodle Doo--fertilizer. Yep, the name says it all. Their slogan:
"D00--It right."
I have this picture in my mind of a little old lady having tea with her elderly friends, exclaiming, "You'll never guess what I won from my gardening club! A big bag of chicken shit!"
One of the big adverts on the gardening club's website is for "Synthetic lawns." Excuse me? Isn't the whole idea behind gardening, to actually GROW things? What's next? People placing those plastic flowers you see in cemetery plots, around their homes? Vinyl shrubbery? Naugahyde trees?
Yeah, okay then...whatever.
SketchWeasel
Don't know if you've ever played footie/soccer on astro turf, I have and if you fall and slide on it, you get carpet burns!