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    Christmas in the Adiorndacks: A Carol

    On the first day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    A 24 pack of beer for when I decorate my tree.

    On the second day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do my tree.

    On the third day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the forth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Four packs of beef jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pcak for when I do the tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    FIVE KEGS OF BEER!

    Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Six tickets to stock car races, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Seven racks for my shotguns, six car race tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the eigth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Eight girly videos, seven shotgun racks, six car race tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Nine mounted deer heads, eight girly videos, seven shotgun racks, six car race tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas my buddies give to me:

    Ten tins of chew tobacco, nine mounted deer heads, eight girly videos, seven shotgun racks, six car race tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots, and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Eleven naked lady stickers for my pickup, ten tins of chew tobaaco, nine mounted deer heads, eight girly videos, seven shotgun racks, six race car tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots and a 24 pack for when I decorate the tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my buddies give to me:

    Twelve snowmobiles, eleven naked ladies, ten tins of chew tobaaco, nine mounted deer heads, eight girly videos, seven shotgun racks, six car race tickets, FIVE KEGS OF BEER! Four packs of jerky, three fishing rods, two hunting boots and a 24 pack for when I do the tree.


    A REDNECK CHRISTMAS TREE WITH A BUDWISER BEER THEME.

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