DOCTOR: "We do have reservations, see? You can let us go in!"
DOORMAN: "No one gets into Studio 54 that ain't wearin' polyester!"
ROSE: "I know, I know...but it's just 'till ya' get over that awful cold..."
"If Rose makes me eat one more chip, I'm gonna' barf all over her hoodie!"
The New York Mets professional baseball team was so desperate to win just one game, that they hired the Wookie Chewbacca as a pitcher. They haven't lost a game since. This may be due to the fact that the Wookie tore the arm off of the first batter to score a hit off of him. In the background, Han Solo is acting as umpire--ready to shoot down the first opposing player to dispute a call. Needless to say, the team is going to the playoffs this year.
Wal-Mart executive Nodda Clew, whose office was recently redecorated using old lawn furniture and paintings of clowns and Elvis's on black velvet, has decided to save the company even more money, by replacing it's salesmens cars with old plowhorses.
