Okay, yeah. It's true. I admit it freely. Yes. I've never been snogged. Oh, been kissed by my mum, my sister, my cats, my dog, my auntie, a Dutch friend (they do that kiss on the cheek thing there..we yanks just shake hands), and...once by a horse I was caring for when I was a stablehand. But, no. Never been snogged. Peck on the cheek goodnight, yes. Properly snogged, no. Never been in love. Have to be in love to be properly snogged...don't you? Or don't you? How the heck should I know? I'm an old maid, remember?
